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Santa is gonna freeze his mistleTOES…
by Ed Matlack

Friday, December 24, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Gonna be a cold night Christmas eve,

Hopefully Santa wears heavy socks,

Or for his toes he is gonna grieve,

As he flies through time messing with the clocks…


Hopefully his sleigh has a good strong heater,

Not like the one in my Pontiac beater,

Not that I am complainin’ mind you,

I just hate to drive and have my toes turn blue…


So Santa please dress warmly,

You can defrost yourself by all the fires,

Though dressing warm is probably something you do normally,

While on your round the world trip,

Filling all those kiddies many desires…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/24/2010
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
Never worry about Santa's toe
Rudolph with his nose so bright
Will keep Santa's extremities warm tonight
That's why the reindeer love him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Mrs Claus will remember thee.


Reviewed by Felix Perry 12/24/2010
Yes I have learned first hand that Santa's suit is definately warm and toasty...if anything it could use air conditioning. lol
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 12/24/2010
Ed, did you not know he was with Belle Rouge foolin around, his toes or anything else sure wont be cold I betcha. have a great Holiday, and keep your toes warm will ya...
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 12/24/2010
We wouldn't want ol' Santa getting so cold he falls out of his sleigh now, would we? Although I guess it wouldn't matter much to me...I've been very naughty!

Merry Christmas!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/24/2010
I am sure Santa appreciates your thoughtfulness, Ed; although he may see through your motives since it is Christmas Eve after all. LOL! Love and peace,

Reviewed by Lois Christensen 12/24/2010
Christmas Eve, finally here, know some little kids that are really waiting for Santa and they have been very good so far.
Reviewed by The Poetess 12/24/2010
very cute!!!

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