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  The Irreverent Number Four
by Patrick A Granfors
Saturday, January 08, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Just poking a little fun at poor ole' Brett for his recent self inflicted teleporn fiasco.

When you wish upon a Favre

You’ll get texts that make you barf

His libido will not starve

He knows you’ll screw


Sweet salami by all bets

Flagpole of the New York Jets

You’ll need a box of cigarettes

When he gets through


Smooth wrist action he has shown

His own video not some clone

Can’t escape your own cell phone

What can you do?


Call your lawyer get inspired

Try to get the dumb ass fired

This time next year you’ll be retired

Some dreams come true



Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors




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Reviewed by The Poetess
And "another one down.....another one bites the dust"

Too many have too much to hide in this world of porn and greed.
And the rest of us wait for Integrity to grow a stronger seed.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Well done, Patrick!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Good riddance, Brett Favre. Can't stand those overpaid, whiny sports stars or celebs; they make me want to hurl! But this is a good write, Patrick; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Truer words were never Favred.

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Too much testosterone creates champions in a variety of arenas, I guess.
Reviewed by William Bonilla
The cry baby finally retired?
Kool Write Patrick
Peace be with you
Reviewed by George Carroll
Fame has its rewards or does it.
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
imagine the depths to which he'll sink when his career is over? my oh my.
Tittielating stuff, Freuds on my mind I think, therefore I am, oh that's Descartes, sorry, I fornicate in public, anyone, Videos, Tv, Hollowood, and now this poor, who is he anyway?
I had sex with and in many places, but never on the phone, it looks promising, do you get a ringtone when? I am sure he belongs to some fringe group like so many, doing their own thing, right Patrick, no not you, darn it, or your friends,ha.
Hugs! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Good to see him finally ending his career...He would have been happier going out on a happy note rather than waiting till now...e
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Naughty Patrick, naughty.......but oh so nice and telling. The gentleman in question should have hung 'em up three years ago. This is what happens when you hang around too long.

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Dirty secrets from sports ballers and clergy...The Sundance Wives Four...well, yes...some dreams come true. Sex texting and kneeling but not to pray...let's stay head of the all comes out in the media altar. It's what makes the world go around...hard-bitten salami.

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