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Jewel of Denial
by Ronald W. Hull

Sunday, January 09, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Never happened to me, but then, Iím in denial

She was a pricey piece,
this jewel of denial.
Gave me no release,
still cost me a pretty pile.

Shown brighter than the rest,
so no one could defile.
Her glitter gone so crazy quilt,
to my last country mile.

Sailed the soft satin sheets,
of the classic placid River Nile,
tossed me to raging waters,
into the jaws of the crocodile.

How I got the upper hand,
took me quite a while.
Nestled in her to the end,
so I could finally smile.

And so I sit on pyramid peak,
all dressed up in style.
Going nowhere with my long-lost love,
my jewel of denial.

Copyright 2011 © Ronald W. Hull


De Nile Herself

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Reviewed by Stephanie Webb-Dockery 2/21/2011
Enjoyed this a great deal!
Reviewed by The Poetess 1/14/2011
I really like the way you turn "Jewel of the Nile" into jewel of denial. It set me to a smile.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/12/2011
clever piece,quite racy with humor. hey want to have a power race,just because you've been in yours so long doesn't mean you'll win;-)

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 1/12/2011
You gave me a huge smile, thank you, Ron. I love the poem.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 1/11/2011
Sittin' on a pyramid peak has to be tough on your family jewels, unless you're in denial. Patrick
Reviewed by pat medlin 1/10/2011
great humor still smiling and ready to read this again...pat
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 1/10/2011
Awesome title!!!! Well done, Ronald.....

Reviewed by Sherry Heim 1/9/2011
Very clever Ron...I really enjoyed this.
Take care,
Reviewed by William Bonilla 1/9/2011
Excellent enjoyed reading
Peace be with you

Reviewed by Jon Willey 1/9/2011
Kathleen Turner and comic Danny De Vito immediately came to mind Ron. You are aware that Nile crocodiles suffer from rather serious social rejection due to their character traits? But I believe that your "Jewel of Denial" could easily sail right past them. The wolves are all she has to concern herself with. Or perhaps it is the wolves that need to be concerned. This one is another keeper and has added humor to an otherwise mundane day. I bid you love and peace my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE 1/9/2011
How well cut was this jewel? Or was she only half-cut before the evening wore her out? Seriously, though, thanks for adding a sparkle to our evening.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/9/2011
Your verses have awakened my imagination and reminded me that I have to call someone... ...thank you, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 1/9/2011
Thank you darling for putting this smile on my face I sure did miss sorry I haven't been in here commenting but due to some family matters just took me some time to post again...
....stay safe and well..Hugsssss
Love Always,
Chanti Lace xoxo
Reviewed by Richard King 1/9/2011
Ron, definitely a ten in my book. Really well done and an enjoyable read. Thanks Dick
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