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sick sore throat influenza blues
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Friday, October 04, 2002

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i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

i woke up this mornin'
i thought i'd caught a cold
nope...i've caught a 'flu bug
don't want it...sucker's bold

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

i woke up this mornin'
my forehead's feelin' hot
so i called into work
i feel like...you know...snot

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

i woke up this mornin'
my throat's all red and sore
i'm poppin' lozenges
i'm really feelin' poor

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

i woke up this mornin'
my joints are achin' bad
i need some medicine
bein' sick makes me sad

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

i woke up this mornin'
was sneezin' my head off
dang...i hate bein' sick
havin' this stupid cough

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

i woke up this mornin'
least i'm not throwin' up
like i did yesterday...
'cause i am one sick pup

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues
stay away from me or you might catch it, too

AHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

i've got the sick sore throat influenza blues...
stay away!! stay away!!! or you'll catch it, too!!
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sorry 'bout that! feel like...well, you know...snot,
but i thought writin' a song 'bout it would make
me feel better...and bring a smile to your faces!
(((long distance HUGS))) [so you don't catch
what i've got], and much love, karla. :(

now, karen's tryin' to catch it...we're twins, we
share everything!!

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Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 10/4/2002
Poor thing....
~E
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 10/4/2002
Get better Quick....
Reviewed by jude forese 10/4/2002
poor baby ;)
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 10/4/2002
hahaha yes this was cute...sorry to hear
hope you feel better(big hug)
take care now
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 10/4/2002
Gees Karla,,You two are suppose to get sick one at a time,,,that way you'll each have somebody left to wait on ya! Sure hope my two best Twins get well soon! Lisa
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/4/2002
Karla you twins are really close you even get colds together;-)this is a great song...give it to Johnny Paycheck bet he'll write music for it and record it. get well soon;-)
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 10/4/2002
I guess those who get sick together feel like snot together. Eeeew!
Reviewed by J John (Reader) 10/4/2002
:) enjoyed ..... j
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 10/4/2002
You too? oh my. Hope you feel better soon
Reviewed by Karisma Peron 10/4/2002
get well soon
it's all in the air
good work
KP
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 10/4/2002
Poor Baby, hope you feel better right away, stay away from that hot poetry until that fever breaks!
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 10/4/2002
get better!
both of your
josie
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 10/4/2002
Wahhhh me too! I've got a sore throat and a cough *cough, cough* see? :( You did make me grin though...Thanks, Dani
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/4/2002
gee, thanks LOADS. just want i want from you.
certainly one thing i didn't want is the flu!
but i still love you so,
even when i have to blow my nose!!

ATTTTCCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! cough, cough!
love, your (sickie) twin, karen lynn. ((bless you!!))
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