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The Good son, that’d be me, uh huh, yes…
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, January 13, 2011
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Thats me on the left & Pee wee on the right though he would never admit to it...




 

 

With Pee-wee constantly starting trouble,

Trying to make Ma believe the worst,

He is always trying to burst Ma’s bubble,

I even shave & trim my beard,

So she doesn’t get stuck by the stubble…

 

That’s right damnit, I am the good son,

I help Ma whenever I can, I am THE one,

And when Pee wee gives her grief,

I am there, Johnny on the spot, to bring her relief…

 

So in the future when Pee wee treats me bad,

Just laugh at him and be within yourself glad,

Because I KNOW I am the good son & won’t be sad,

And don’t allow yourself to ever at him get mad…

(NOW I HAVE THIS BRIDGE I NEED TO SELL, CHEAP)

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
I know, mommy dearest always loved Pee Wee best but only because he could sing the blues. Patrick
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
She always loves the wrong one.

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Ho, Ho, Ho! May I suggest you rent the movie 'The Good Son,' Bro.

It's one of our dear old Ma's favorite flicks,
The supposedly Good Son, is really the Evil One;
Ever wonder why she named you, her 'Jersey Devil Ed,
Gotta Go, lots of Good Deeds to Do, Before this day is done!

Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Well I think ya both have mother complexes and issues but as your Canadain cousin I will not take sides.
fee
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Off course you are..LOL CUTE ...keep smiling dear ED....Hugsss
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
The good son, okay if you say so but would your Ma agree. A fun write Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat
Ed,

Thanks for the laugh. I'm sure you're the good son. (?)

Mary
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