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The Good son, that’d be me, uh huh, yes…
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, January 13, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thats me on the left & Pee wee on the right though he would never admit to it...




 

 

With Pee-wee constantly starting trouble,

Trying to make Ma believe the worst,

He is always trying to burst Ma’s bubble,

I even shave & trim my beard,

So she doesn’t get stuck by the stubble…

 

That’s right damnit, I am the good son,

I help Ma whenever I can, I am THE one,

And when Pee wee gives her grief,

I am there, Johnny on the spot, to bring her relief…

 

So in the future when Pee wee treats me bad,

Just laugh at him and be within yourself glad,

Because I KNOW I am the good son & won’t be sad,

And don’t allow yourself to ever at him get mad…

(NOW I HAVE THIS BRIDGE I NEED TO SELL, CHEAP)

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 1/25/2011
I know, mommy dearest always loved Pee Wee best but only because he could sing the blues. Patrick
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/16/2011
She always loves the wrong one.

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/14/2011
Ho, Ho, Ho! May I suggest you rent the movie 'The Good Son,' Bro.

It's one of our dear old Ma's favorite flicks,
The supposedly Good Son, is really the Evil One;
Ever wonder why she named you, her 'Jersey Devil Ed,
Gotta Go, lots of Good Deeds to Do, Before this day is done!

Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/13/2011
Well I think ya both have mother complexes and issues but as your Canadain cousin I will not take sides.
fee
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 1/13/2011
Off course you are..LOL CUTE ...keep smiling dear ED....Hugsss
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 1/13/2011
The good son, okay if you say so but would your Ma agree. A fun write Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 1/13/2011
Ed,

Thanks for the laugh. I'm sure you're the good son. (?)

Mary



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