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Is it Mr. Ed or TomKat wearing this sofa cover…
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Now you know I RARELY pick on Mr. Ed or Tom Hyland...but I just had to this time...




One must’ve taken it,

Or both of their taste just sucks,

Where else would they have found that,

They shouldn’t have paid for it much bucks…

 

Though Mr. Ed has little taste,

Maybe he is the one wearing this of a suit, waste,

I don’t want to see him ever again nude,

So even if this suit is quite altogether rude,

Allow him to wear it while he shops for animal food…

 

Or maybe its TomKat wearing it,

He certainly says a lot of sh**,

Runs his mouth making a big fit,

But even he could not have as little taste with clothes,

One way or the other, someone should of this suit dispose...

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Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/19/2011
I think it must be from the closet of Pee Wee for I am sure I seen him wear it before in one of his postings pictures.
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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 1/19/2011
Oh my...better not say a word here but... can't be my TK he's too hottttt ...LOL...Hugsss
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/19/2011
No self respecting Midwest Pee Wee Mr. Ed,
Would be caught dead in an outfit like that;
So I respectfully submit it's 'East Coast,'
And therefore, it surely must be Mr. TomKat.
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 1/18/2011
DEAREST JOISEY ED ...

IF IT IS A PET STORE, THEN IT MUST BE PEEWEE ED IN THE SOFA SUIT!

MY ONLY PET IS A 'PET ROCK' WHICH REQUIRES NO SHOPPING WHATSOEVER!

HOWEVER - I DO OWN 2 SHIRTS WHICH ARE VERY SIMILAR - BUT THEY ARE ADORNED WITH MY MANY PATCHES (AWARDS) FOR SHOOTING POOL - I ONLY WEAR THEM WHEN MY TEAMS ARE IN 'PLAY-OFFS' - I CALL THEM MY 'PSYCH SHIRTS' ... TO SCARE OFF THE COMPETITION ...

PEACE ... CUZ TK.




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