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by Ed Matlack

Sunday, January 23, 2011
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Last night it went down to eight,

So I did not stay up too late,

I slid between my warm down comforter,

Sometimes in the cold I wish I didn’t lose all that weight…


Tonight though its outside quite balmy,

Though maybe it’s the sandwich I did eat,

Made it from some bread, salami, & pastrami,

Threw in a small amount as well of pepperoni,

A sandwich like this cannot in winter be beat…


But who cares, as tonight is, in comparison, to last night quite warm,

In the winter these changes in temperature are not the norm,

Usually we see, often, an ice or snow storm,

But tonight it is too balmy, & I don’t want to of you misinform,

But the temp here tonight is a balmy 13 above zero,

Just a bit more from last night, lukewarm…J

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 2/3/2011
I hear in Atlantic Canada we got walloped again last night with a major winter storm....there are 10 foot snowbanks on our street! I've had about all I can take of winter....blast it!!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/30/2011
Had 7 degrees here once. Alternating blackouts of 4 hous. Nearly froze my ---- off.


Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 1/26/2011
Yeah we're freezing here too, 59 degrees last night. Quite a departure from the mid 80's in the afternoon. Does take some adjustment you understand:-) Neener Neener. Patrick
Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/25/2011
Hey suck, only kidding just looking at my thermometer and it is -18 with wind chill factor of -30, so not going out for rest of winter. lol
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 1/24/2011
Haha...balmy at 13F...thats a good one Ed!

Reviewed by Linda Hill 1/24/2011

I'm can't wait for Spring. I'm tired of the cold and the snow. They say more snow here by Wednesday! BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/24/2011
13 above is Balmy, indeed. We just had 3 Below, with a 25 Below Wind Chill. Try peein in the woods at night in that, Bro!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/23/2011
you kook 13% balmy!;-) So glad I'm not there,but I do pray you keep warm and comfy,lil bro!;-)sis
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 1/23/2011
Right, Ed, it's also balmy along this stretch of the shore.
And, damn, you made me hungry. -gene.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/23/2011
We've had no winter to speak of here, Ed; if that is any consolation since I know you adore the cold season. Lol!!! Love and peace,

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 1/23/2011
Hi Ed,



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