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Even a monkey, like me, could do this job...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I got all dressed up, as you can plainly see,

That I think for a job is THE key,

Don’t ya think I look pretty damn good, me,

Seems though I must have done something wrong,

For the whole office once they did of me see,

Ran away and called the police, & even they did flee…

 

A really great job I may have found,

They seem to think my mind is quite sound,

Though little do they know my mind is gone,

Turned into mush, fell out on the ground…

 

So what if I didn’t get at this one hired,

Least they didn’t hire me then afterward let me get fired,

I think a chimp would do their job really quite well,

I mean all I had to do was of bridges sell…


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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 2/13/2011
LOVE THAT SUIT and its a cute poem...M
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 2/10/2011
Oh my how cute...hes so cute awwwww..Hugsss
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/10/2011
ma should have hit you more and not let you do whatever you wanted to! spoiled! that's what you are lil bro!
Reviewed by Andy Turner 2/10/2011
It's easy. We sold the yanks the old London Bridge.

Ever thought of becoming a guerrilla?
Or selling trees. Poetrees?!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/10/2011
Pity Jersey the interviewee
Relative of that old nut Peewee
Recommendations like that he'll do without
Despite all that ole Jers don't pout.

Patrick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 2/10/2011
Giggle....too funny, Ed! Nice suit....

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/10/2011
Wait a minute - I thought you were now a Seagull. How the heck did you shape shift into a monkey, so fast?

PS: Ma says you look real good in a suit, especially when you wear pants with it.
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz 2/9/2011
I should give this to the next employer that I interview with... nice comedic spin on a common subject these days, trying to find work.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 2/9/2011
I appreciate the meaning expressed with your unique sense of humor and style, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Regina Pounds 2/9/2011
Good attitude, Ed...I like it.

Gina
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 2/9/2011
JOISEY ED ... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUIT YOU HAVE ON!

THOUGHT YOU WERE A TAD TALLER THO?

I BOUGHT THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE ONCT! SO I'M A GOOD CANDIDATE OR 'PROSPECT.'


TK.

Reviewed by John Flanagan 2/9/2011
Great write, Ed!

John
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