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Hey, I gotta have some fun, don't I...?
by Ed Matlack
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If you can buy booze,

And drink your fill,

I certainly can smoke a doob,

And a few more brain cells lose…

 

What the hell does it matter,

All I do is sit home and on this thing chatter,

And listen to outside noisy clatter,

Why not get high & eat pancake batter…

 

Only once in a very great while,

Do I smoke a bone & enjoy a buzz,

Hey on my face it does put a smile,

I do what I can, I do what I like,

Leave me alone while I do best what I does…J

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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
This brought a big smile to my face! GOOD FOR YOU..Take one day at a time and smell the rosese!!!!....M
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahaha! Whatever it takes to get through, Ed!!! Cute write....

Anna
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Ed, "doob" and "bone" I'm going to have to look up because I can guess but I have never heard of them and I don't know what they are, but never mind all that...I like your writing. This is an exotic detour in poetry.
Be happy,
Christine
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Whatever makes you happy, Ed.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Well I certainly hope you COOK the pan cake batter before you eat it. Patrick
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my god you guys kill me and your ma shes so cool..hell yeah...Hugsss you guys need to tell your ma to adopt me pleaseeeeeeeeeeee with sugar on top
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You've really got Ma in a tizzy now. First, she tells me you're now a Seagull, then she says you've morphed into a Monkey, and now you're Sponge Bob Square Pants??!! Nice Pants, though.

PS: I'm runnin out of booze. Perhaps you can send me some, and Ma, too, of course. You're makin her drink more than usual these days.
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
JOISEY ... AN 'OCCASIONAL HIT' DON'T HURT ...

ESPECIALLY WHEN YER BRAIN CELLS ARE BURNT OUT ANYWAYS!

DOOB-BE-DOOB-BE-DO ...
TAKES THE EDGE OFF YEW!
AND FORMS THE WORDS EWE SPEW ...
SO DO YER DOOB-BE-DOOB-BE DO!

ADIEU TO YEW N' EWE ... TK ...

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