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USEFUL AS ...
© - Tom Hyland - 2/12/11
TITS ON A BULL!
Did’ja ever notice how Screwed Up
Every Accident Scene Is?
By the POLICE I Mean ...
Well, Golly Gee Whiz!
I Especially love the Minor ‘Fender-Benders’ -
Two Cars - No Injuries - Very Simple Mode -
But - Three, Four, or More ... POLICE Vehicles ...
BLOCK the Whole Damned Road!
Instead of Being Useful -
And, Actually Directing Traffic -
With their thumbs up their Rectums ...
They Cause drivers to get Frantic!
Amazingly, every Radio Traffic Report -
Blames the Back-Ups on ‘Rubber-Necking’
But - Most of the Delays ...
Are Because Police Direction is Lacking!
Just Wednesday, on Philadelphia Road,
At the Light at 695 - there was a Minor Collision -
A State Police Car Sped Past us all in the Opposing Lane -
Then, BLOCKED the Passing Lane - What a Dumb Decision!
The Third lane, a Left Turn Only -
To Enter the Beltway, was Jammed Up -
But, we All had to use IT in order to get Past ...
TITS ON A BULL - a Sorry Pup!
Two weeks ago, on 702 South -
Counted Six POLICE Cars Rushing to a Scene -
Doing about Eighty in a Forty Zone - Unnecessary ‘Over-Kill’ -
Endangering Others - Not too Keen!
Are THEY all just BORED?
Nothing Better to Do?
Too Many Show Up ...
Instead of just a Few!
There is one Suggestion -
I would like to Recommend -
That Each and Every Police Officer ...
To Traffic School - We should Send!
It’s Not their Fault -
That their Skills are Null -
Police Cars Worsening Jams - Useful as ...
TITS ON A BULL!
© - TKH.
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|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|You car has me going dizzy but I do love the points that you make and the way you make them, Tom. Love and peace,
|Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
|Once upon a time, when I was a lad, dinosaurs roamed the earth, and cops were taught to direct traffic properly. It's a lost art.
|Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
|Boy can I relate! They CAUSE more accidents than they respond to. Sounds like a circular plot. Patrick|
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|The car looks like it can go around in circles really well...e|