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We're Free!
by Ronald W. Hull

Sunday, February 13, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Damaged Mummy, Cairo AntiquitIes Museum

This satire should be no slight to the brave people of Egypt who finally threw off brutal authority for freedom. Let us hope that the power of the Internet will free all the other oppressed people in the world, including those in Iran, North Korea, and Miramar. The global village is truly at hand.

It's been 130 years,
since we left our tomb,
locked up in glass cages,
in the mummy room.

They finally broke the glass,
and we are free.
Or at least when those guards leave,
we are going to be.

We'll sneak out at night,
when the party is over.
The sun will be too much,
for our brittle cover.

We long for the touch,
of warm young flesh fair.
And thirst for wine,
to run blood red rare.

Mubarak's palaces,
belong to us.
We think he'll give them up,
without any fuss.

When we arrive in his bedroom,
late one night.
No court in Egypt,
will give him such fright.

With young maidens dear,
at our command,
we'll birth new mummies,
throughout the land.

Muslims, Christians and Jews,
should not fear.
We'll conquer the world,
in about a year.

Won't it be funny,
near the end of 2012,
as Nostradamus predicted,
we mummies have evolved.

Copyright 2011 © Ronald W. Hull


Mummies' Revenge

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/10/2011
Cleverly concocted, Ron; particularly in view of recent events. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Michael Guy 2/20/2011
How do you think of these writes? Entertaining.. at the least. And here comes 2012!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 2/20/2011
Excellent indeed sweet man...Hugsss
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 2/19/2011
B R I L L I A N T !!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 2/16/2011
A touch of genius Ron. I hope many more emerge from their coffins and find freedom.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/15/2011
Yep, remember "revenge of the mummies" times a half dozen films. Folks is doomed I say. Patrick
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 2/14/2011
Bravely explores some very serious and profound places...
Wow! Blessings,
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 2/13/2011
I feel for the plight of those in Egypt and elsewhere in the middle east and the world. As for Dec 21, 2012, we have to see what happens then. The Myans and some Indian tribes have also predicted a terrible change in life as we know it...M
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