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I've Got The Smaller-Than-Normal Paycheck Blues
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i sometimes wonder just what is the use:
i've got the smaller-than-normal paycheck blues!

it is *NOT* MY fault that i suddenly got sick;
but right now, folks, i AM feeling pretty ick!!

got a cold in my node, need to go on and blow;
i sure would *LOVE* to tell this f***ing cold to go!!

went and saw loretta lynn last week; it's HER fault;
no, it is really vanessa's, it's HER cold we caught!!

today, was supposed to work, but was fired today;
back to bed and back to sleep is the ONLY way!!

not fired, really, but just fired today, but oh, heck..
that will NOT look all that good on my little check!!

i make only $150.00 every two weeks if i am lucky;
to me, $150.00 seems oh, so very good and ducky!

today is the second day that i have missed work;
and i am sure my co-workers think i am a JERK!!

but if they feel as cruddy as i do right at this time;
then they'd understand why i do sneeze and whine!!

others there make a lot more than me; but oh, well:
at least i have a job; others don't have it so swell!!

being disabled and being on a forearm crutch;
people don't want to give me a chance so much.

many disabled people don't have it as good as i do;
they look for work, look the whole day through.

but many people don't hire disabled people at all;
fear of being sued or taken to court if they do fall.

too much of an insurance risk, employers do say;
but i am glad that i DO have a job to go to today!!

i am just glad my bosses do understand my plight;
too many others call in for partying during the night!

being drunk is not a good excuse or reason;
but I have a GOOD one, for it is flu season!!

*ATTTCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*



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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Bless You! jaysus.. I just sneezed! right this second! Ive heard of contagious, but this is ridiculous! (giggle). I loved the 'cold in your "node" '.. cute touch. You just get well.. thats what I want you to do. Happy blowing!!!! hehe. katy.
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Gesundheit
Reviewed by E T Waldron
sure wish they made things a bit easier for those with your type of proble. praying your well soon, and keep writing these great poems;-).
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
It gets better, so will you :)
Reviewed by Mehboob Panhwar
This is something change from you and a Very Good One..
Always Go On!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
i know what you're sayin'...i've got the smaller than normal paycheck blues meself...dang sick sore throat influenza...great write, anyway...we'll make it, with the Lord's help...HELLLPPPP!!! :) (((HUGS))) and i'm sorry i shared it with you...love, karla. :(
Reviewed by Vicky Jeter
Cute Karen! Especially the "blame game"
and the sneeze. Get well soon. Vicky
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Hey baby...
it happens but you will be okay it always has a way of working out get a head get slapped get down get back up.. Take care handing you the aloe puffs.. smile
Peggy

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