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Monday, February 14, 2011
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Believe It or Not, This Actually Began,

As a Sentimental Valentine’s Day Poem;

As My Spouse and I, Stood Hand in Hand,

This Morning, In the Backyard, of Our Home.

 

 

 

“Spring was waiting for us,

And it ran one step ahead,

As we followed in the dance.”

 

Richard Harris,

MacArthur Park

 

 

 

 

Only about two very short, frigid, weeks ago,

We were deluged, with over 20 inches of snow;

So, we constructed several snowmen, in our yard,

Now, my love was so sad, having to watch them go.

 

After several days of working so very hard, on all their accessories,

My true love had grown very fond, of these, our backyard snowmen;

She had lovingly given each and every one of them, their very own names,

And now, her heart was breaking, as they began melting away, to their end.

 

I didn’t think that she would be able to take it,

‘Cause it had taken so long for us to make them,

And tomorrow, she would never see them again.

Oh, No, Oh, No…

 

Even worse, our devilish mutts were now all beginning to salivate,

Because their huge carrot noses, were now already beginning to thaw,

And my love soon wept, seeing a snowman’s nose, devoured in their jaws.

Oh, No, Oh, No, Oh, No…

 

And now, I was attempting to console my soul mate,

Telling her that there would be another dream for us;

There would most surely be, yet another dream for us,

And someone, or something, would bring it, this Spring.

 

But she very quickly changed her melancholy tune,

When she soon spotted some dog poop peeking out,

From under her now swiftly evaporating snowmen.

Oh, No, Oh, No, Oh, No, Oh, No!

 

So, she now abruptly ordered me to begin ‘Pooper Scooping’

Because our backyard, would now very quickly, be awash in it,

As the once lovely, now evaporating snow, had hidden it so well.

Oh, No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh, No!

 

She had decided that she wouldn’t be able to take this rapid meltdown,

Because our backyard was now turning a very putrid, mushy brown,

So she raced inside very fast; and now, she was nowhere to be found.

Oh, No, Oh, No, Oh No, Oh, No, Oh No, Oh, No!

 

“Hey Sweetie, I could really use some big time help from you, out here!”

“Sorry, I’m cleaning the house; you are responsible for the yard, Dear.”

 

So, This May Be The Last Time, That I Will Ever Feel Sorry For Her,

There Is Now A Yard Full of Scooper Work Ahead, All Around My Feet,

And, The Weatherman Says It’s Getting Warmer - No More Snow or Sleet.

 

Oh No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh No, Oh, No…

 

 

©Happy Valentine’s Day 2011, Mr. Ed

 

 

 

 

 
     


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Reviewed by Tom Hyland
PEEWEE ...

With all that SCOOPING goin' on, you could be a great REPORTER! TK.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Brown eyed snowmen. What a concept. Patrick
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hahahahahaha...poopscoop dear Eddie...poopscoop or you will me sleeping in the brownbedding soon!!

Happy Scooper Valentine Pooper Day!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Richard King
Ed, I have found One of life's many metaphors to be: Beauty often conceals an abundance of ugliness. All that beautiful snow is little more than Mother Nature's lipstick and rouge.
Reviewed by John Domino
WOW! Great writing and super sounds!

My only request is that the letters be bigger for us folks who are going half-blind.

I enjoyed every word! Hope you had a GREAT V- Day. Stay warm!

John Michael Domino
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
fun write! we have some similar problems here!
Reviewed by John Flanagan
This is great, Ed, really great.
Happy Valentine's Day to you both.

John
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
..too funny!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Perfect job for you, a pooper scooper, as ma always said that you were full of sh**...e
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahaha! Cute Valentine's Day story, Ed! While the snowpeople are definately adorable.....I'm sure your wife will get over the loss once the flowers start peeking up through the sun-warmed soil once again, and nature's symphony returns to your backyard.....enjoyed!

Anna
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Yep its getting time for yard work again... this was funny. Happy Valentines to ya!
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
This is cute Sir...it reminds me of my all time favorite cartoon that few if any remember...it was called "Snowman in July" the scen you describe matches this cartoon very well...enjoy the day..enjoy the coming spring.

Allen
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)
Happy Valentines day dear Ed. Glad that spring is already felt around your area.
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes. Soon there will be green leaves on the trees and daffodils blooming. The rose bushes will come alive and the snowmen will have their rebirth through all these.
Cheer up, my friend.
Lew
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Awwwwwwww..very cute but your heart is huge with the love you have for your lady..your love of your life sweet man...Happy Valentine's Day to both of you ..Hugsss
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
OMG this is hilarious!!! Yep, the snowmen are melting and you are in deep doo doo. My freezer is loaded with ....snowballs!
yes, my children think ahead. Some of these balls are from last year. I have not the heart to melt them, so occasionally we snowball fight in the family room.
Enjoy the muddy rugs...I know I'm going to ;-)
Christine
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
ENJOYED THE READ!!
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