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  And She Complains About My Dogs
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Monday, March 07, 2011
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“Animals are such agreeable friends;

They ask no questions,

They pass no criticisms.”

 

(Unlike Many Wives)

 

George Elliot

 

Music: I Can See Clearly Now

 

We were watching television, with all of my lovable mutts

When we saw a man driving around town, with his Buffalo

My spouse cringed in horror - I found it extremely fascinating

“That is So Cool!” I soon shouted - while she yelled out “Oh, No!”

 

This Buffalo loving man is quite a celebrity, up in Canada

He has customized his car, to make enough room for his pet

“And you get all agitated whenever my mutts dirty the truck;

You know, I haven’t had any pets any bigger than a dog yet!”

 

“Don’t you dare even think about bringing home any livestock!”

My wife now shouted, as she could barely watch our TV anymore

Bailey the Buffalo, was now sprawled out inside this guy’s house

He and his pet were watching television, on their living room floor

 

“What a truly marvelous wife this Canadian guy must have!”

I gushed, as the Buffalo loving man’s spouse now came into view

And my wife simply couldn’t believe her ears, when his wife said,

“My husband and I both love our Bailey – he’s just so darned cute!”

 

Before I could even point out what a truly heartfelt statement that was

My spouse clicked off our TV, jumped up, and rushed on off, up to bed

An hour later, I was out in our garage, thinking about customizing my truck

She was still awake, with some horrific new images racing through her head

 

Today, I’ve been calculating how much room a Moose needs,

They must love riding around as much as Dogs and Buffalo do;

I just can’t let this Canadian fellow get all of the fame and glory,

My brand new Mutt & Moose Mobile, is gonna be pretty darn cool.

 

 

 

©2011, I Can See Clearly Now, Mr. Ed
       


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Reviewed by Sheila Roy
That would be pretty cool:) As a dog lover, I say let the fabrication on the new mobile be underway. Fun one to read.
Sheila
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Don't forget about the side benefit to help pay for your modification. Moose droppings are hard as rocks. When I was in Alaska they were varnished and turned into Jewelry and sold to tourists. Now what wife could resist shiny moose orbs dangling from her ear. I suggest you head upstairs right now and break the news. Your helpful jewelry consultant, Patrick
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Bro Ed I hope Rebeccah ties you to a tree until you come to your senses! ;-) wouldn't surprise me to see you with a moose,you goose! hahaha
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Maybe you should forget about the moose & go for instead a mouse, they are so much easier to take care of...e
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Huge laugh for this one, Ed. I needed that!
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
fun!!
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Giggle..........another adorable write, Ed! I don't know if I'd be customizing that truck yet though....doesn't sound like your wife wants any "big" pets....

Anna
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
..lol..nothing would surprise me, I think you need one!
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Well if you want a moose you better come up here to Nova Scotia to adopt one, we have the freiendliest moose or is it mooses around.
fee
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
I just can’t let this Canadian fellow get all of the fame and glory,
My brand new Mutt & Moose Mobile, is gonna be pretty darn cool....And I am sure your wife declares, "Are you out of your mind?"
I enjoyed the write.
God bless,
Lew

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
i keep waiting for an elephant to come up our lane, enjoyed the read, keep in mind moose be TALL
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