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betty's dilemma
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Sunday, October 06, 2002

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i am a little kitty cat,
i'm not too thin--i'm not too fat,
i'm of the female persuasion,
and i have a situation!

have a bit of a problem here,
and *i* find it rather severe,
i wanna play...see, i'm in heat,
studly boy cats i wanna meet!

but this is where my problem lies,
nobody's here to hear my cries,
i'm all alone--my "pets" have left,
not back from their vacation yet!

don't panic...someone's watching me,
twin neighbors keep me company,
they feed me, and they pet my fur,
and they laugh at my chirps and "mrrrrs!

i am more than ready to play,
(i hope they let me out today)
but they won't let me out of doors,
all i can do is pace the floor!

i meow and does no good,
they think i'm hungry...need more food,
no! that's not it, not it at all!!
don't they understand "caterwaul"?

i wind around both of their legs,
i really, *really* hate to beg,
but noooo...i'm still inside my home!
positively won't let me roam!

can't anybody see my need?
how much more should i beg and plead?
go from one window to the next
i'm more than ready for some sex!!

poor little kitty...betty's her name,
she'd feel better if we'd let her play,
but that isn't a part of the game,
it's her owners we have to obey.

"sorry, betty!" :(

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/7/2002
karla, it WAS fun babysitting our little "buters"; she was such a sweetie (and a skitz-a-kitty, too! how DARE she raise her tiny kitty claws at you...)!! glad her owners are back; now maybe she'll settle down... love, your twin, karen lynn. (((HUGS)))
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 10/7/2002
A good fun read. However, shame on Betty's "pets" for not having her neutered.
Reviewed by Trixie Love 10/7/2002
Hi Karla,
Such a sweet poem...
Enjoyed it :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/6/2002
Here kitty kitty...;-) great write karla
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 10/6/2002
awwwww.. Karla.. this is absolutely adorable.. poor shameless kitty.. (giggle)poor poor oversexed kitty.. tehe.. purrrrrrrrrrrfect, Karla! katy.
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 10/6/2002
aaaaaah Karla this was a very nice poem... Thanks Peggy
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