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creature features
by Calendula Petal

Monday, October 07, 2002

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The kids at school just dont believe
though I tell them there`s no doubt,
that its all the grass the cows take in
which makes the milk come out!

~~~~~~~~~

Poor little Cecil snake
takes hours to shed his skin,
and no matter how or what he tries
he says he just cant win

It starts off shedding quickly
then gets stuck around his hip
he wishes someone would design
a skin that has a zip.


its soo sunny to be anything but funny today.


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Reviewed by Susan Porteous 10/19/2002
Love it.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 10/12/2002
Hmmm.. would the lady snakes slap him if his "zip" was half down and he was whistling? lets not encourage that!! tehe.. This is great! katy.
Reviewed by Victor Jensen 10/11/2002
Any day is a good day for humor! - Vic
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/7/2002
fun write!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/7/2002
delightful!
Reviewed by Tim Horton (Reader) 10/7/2002
A good, small, humourous write. What else but snakes and cows, lol.

Cheers,
Tim
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 10/7/2002
Wonderful delighful write...
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 10/7/2002
An interesting write!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 10/7/2002
Shel Silverstein would have loved this. I would agree with him
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