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Medication time…?
by Ed Matlack

Friday, April 01, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Something good I think,

With a taste of acting funny,

None of these anti pills making me sunny,

As well nothing that will make go over the brink…


Something with colors, all striped & bright,

Something to make me want to of it write,

Something to let me sit & be happily high,

Not something where I have to ask myself why…


A script for the longest lasting drug,

Let me be thin & wide at the same time,

Let me live, let me die, let me otherwise ride,

Let me see life from the eye of a bug,

But don’t let me be able to get up from the rug…

© 1 April 2011 ~ ed

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 4/3/2011
If you don't get up from the rug you will be squashed eventually. Suggest you go for the bee drug.... you know buzz a buzz a buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz. p
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/2/2011
Fortunately I only take one drug–a small dose for spasms–keep forgetting when to take it.

Reviewed by Felix Perry 4/2/2011
Well not much I can add that hasn't already been said except if you insist on not wearing your pj's better be careful to check for fire ants first.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/2/2011
Let me see life from the eye of a bug

Now that's a marvelous thing to do, Brother. Go outside and lie face down in the grass. Now be very still and open your eyes very wide. The view of life you get like this is truly amazing. But for God's Sake, please wear some pajamas, you don't want to scare the hell out of the marvelous little bugs.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/1/2011
I'll be taking my rainbow of drugs in twenty minutes . . . then sleepy time in about an hour. Good old Ativan.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/1/2011
Jasmin, I don't wear pyjamas but there is certainly a "part" of an elephant in my pants...;-)ed
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 4/1/2011
Ok, cut it out, you either read that latest script from Regie, or you took to many, next thing there be pink panthers of elephants in your pyjamas, or God knows what. Hugs! Jasmin Horst

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