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  LET ME COUNT THE LAYS ...
by Tom Hyland
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
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Health - Wellness ?

Do You Know of Any Pleasure
Better Than an Orgasm?
Multiple Maybe?

Certainly Healthy!
Absolutely Wellness!

Has Someone 'Floated Your Boat' Lately?
if Not - Read my 'Graffenberg's Locus' ...

Live! Learn! Laugh!
Don't 'Have a Cow! Nor a Calf!
Relax! Take a Soothing Hot Bath!







LET ME COUNT THE LAYS

© - Tom Hyland - 5/11/11


“How Do I Love Thee?”
Let me Count the Lays:
On the Sofa -
In the Bed!

In the Car -
On the Table -
Lick the Labia -
Get some Head!

In an Elevator -
On the Beach -
Each Orgasm We did Reach!
Both Prefer Sixty-Nine Instead!

Some are Truth -
Others just Fantasy -
We had Fun - You and Me!
More - More - MORE! Is What She Said!

God Bless ‘Nooky’ -
God Bless ‘Gals ‘ -
We are Certainly More than ‘Pals’ -
Lack of ‘IT’ - I’d Be Dead!

If you find this Offensive -
Think I’m Crude -
Look in The Mirror -
Observe a ‘Prude’!

“Life is Too Short”
“Eat Dessert First!”

© - TKH.



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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 5/11/2011
Nothing succeeds like excess!!!

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/11/2011
I'm going to skip dessert and eat something else. Patrick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/11/2011
You are really a bad old reprobate, but thats what we love about you, the badness...;-) Jerseeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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