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Awwww, nuts...
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Trying to stay out of those doldrums...




The squirrel said it,

But I would say oh sh**,

I can’t find my nuts,

They were right there next to my butt…

 

Can ya look around,

See if they are near on the ground,

Sometimes nuts do abound,

But of course not today,

Oh goodness, my mind is not too sound…

 

Can’t say I am crazy,

Can’t say I am insane,

I only lost my little nuts,

I really am, aren't I, a klutz…J

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/9/2011
"Feeling a bit crazy? Reach a bit deeper, and you'll feel nuts." Bob Hope

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/5/2011
How many times do I have to tell you not to wear ma's panty hose???? Jeeeze. Cuz p.
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 10/5/2011
Ouch! Be careful where you walk, Ed. Some nuts
don't grow on trees.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 10/5/2011
Ed,

You ARE nuts!! Love ya.

Mary
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 10/5/2011
An affectionate poem of splendid imagery!
:)
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/5/2011
A Kool Write Ed
Dig your new bio Pic......
Is that you Ed? Or is that John Wayne?
its great reading you again
Peace be with you Brother

William
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 10/4/2011
JOISEY ...

PER PEEWEE'S ANNOUNCEMENT BELOW ... I'LL BID $10.

IF I WIN ... WILL SQUASH SAID NUTS WITH A HUGE MALL-HAMMER!

OUCH !!! MILD-MANNERED CUZ TK ...
Reviewed by Paul Berube 10/4/2011
You've got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands, Ed.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 10/4/2011
Sad for a little fello to lose his nuts LOL. Funny one Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 10/4/2011
tee heeee heeeeheeeee
Reviewed by Laura Fall 10/4/2011
A humorous poem well done indeed as the imagery is great Laura
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/4/2011
Hahahaha! Hilarious! Thanks, Ed!

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/4/2011
This Just In From Jackson, NJ - the young boy and his terrified dog who had spotted a strange hairy creature squatting in some bushes in the forest near his home the other day is now reporting that his dog just found two extremely hairy, smelly, shriveled up nuts. He thinks that they just might belong to the old Jersey Devil himself, and he's gonna auction them off on E-Bay!



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