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She isn`t petite in fact she`s quite tall,
when you see her, at first, she doesnt enthral,
she`ll tell you she doesnt need saving atall
thinks nothing of getting in a beer swigging brawl

Her hair isnt golden its more reddish grey,
it isnt like silk it feels more like hay.
Her teeth are in a state of decay
her skin tone`s not honey but looks just like clay

Would you say she was pretty? I`m not really sure
she`s built quite robustly she isn`t demure
she hasnt vast riches, in fact she`s quite poor,
if you bow down before her she`ll show you the door

But she`s loving and caring and oh so refined,
a more passionate partner you never will find,
she has honour and values and presence of mind
This maiden is loyal, so truthful and kind.