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  80 Degrees; Ho-Humm
by Mark M Lichterman
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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80 Degrees; Ho-Humm

 

Not gloating

Nor bragging

Though it may seem

However

When seeing

When hearing

How those to the east

Are faring on this day

 

Upon hearing of

Sub-zero weather

Excluding the many

Added minuses

For wind-chill factors

 

When seeing

Traffic at a stand-still

Due to icy roads

Due to howling

Blowing snow

Due to the skid of cars

Due to the spin of

Non-tractioned wheels

Additionally

Due to visibly impairing

White-out conditions

 

When I think of the

Millions upon millions

Of you coldly huddled

Back east masses

That viewed the

Five mile

Pasadena Parade

I knew your hearts…

I just know

The hearts of

You coldly huddled

Back east masses

Were absolutely…

Are absolutely

Heart-broken

Seeing how we in

Southern California

Must suffer with and in

Eighty degree weather.

 

Not gloating

Nor bragging

Though it may seem

I know

How sad you

Coldly huddled

Back east masses

Feel for us.

 

Oh, Jeeze

Kody’s barking to go out

And have to change

Into shorts and sandals.

Oh, Jeeze!!

 

 

 

©January 3, 2012 / Mark M Lichterman


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Reviewed by Ragno Donna 1/5/2012
I wish it were that warm in sunny Florida, been really chilly here.
Could use some warmer weather.
Ragno
Reviewed by jude forese 1/4/2012
lucky devil ...
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 1/4/2012
Giggle....my heart just bleeds for you, having to go through the trouble of changing into shorts to go outside in January....imagine that!!!!! Says I in my down-filled jacket, felt-lined boots, woollen cap and mittens! GRRRR.....sigh...if I were in your shoes I'd probably be gloating too...giggle...

Your friend,
Anna
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 1/4/2012
Ha ha!
You are cheeky! :)
It is very cold, yes, and dry. I love the winter, though, honestly. It's difficult to get out on the coldest of days such as this, but most days I love the crisp air.
Christine
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 1/3/2012
MARKUS! What are you thinking? Remember welcome to California now go home? Ok that was a few years ago and if I am ever to escape I need a sucker to buy my place here..... 80 degrees: ho-humm

Patrick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/3/2012
The category is all wrong, Mark...this has to be under humor cause I laughed my b***s off...its 20 degrees here tonight and its gonna go back up to 55 this next Saturday...still not 80, but I wouldn't want to suffer like u folks in California...e
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