The pyramids of New Hampshire
They are quite a sight to behold
As old as the Sphinx in Egypt
I wonder what treasures they hold

They're just north of the Lakes Region
Not far from the Indian Head
Few people even notice them
They just about have to be led

To places where they may be viewed
Right from the side of a highway
From Waterville Valley below
A sight to be seen plain as day

Next time you're in the Granite State
Be sure to come and take a look
Don't bother with Rand-McNally
My secret's not listed in a book

Many of New Hampshire's natives
Can help you in locating these
I'll show them to you if you'd like
Long as you politely say 'please'

Wait, one more thing before you go
Don't tell anyone that you heard
About these top secret pyramids
But they exist, I give you my word

Just to the east while driving north
You can see them most any day
They still thrill me everytime
I pray God doesn't take them away

Or the Indian Head for that matter
It's sad enough that the Old Man is gone
But who's to say what He may do next
To steer us away from the path we're on