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  Hot Pursuit
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Every Saturday night at the meat market.


In between

That

Imbecilic

Thorn thrashed prattling

We call conversation

I load lead balloons

Onto a 3 wheeled apple cart

Rolling them to the scrap heap

Upsetting destiny’s promise of

For better or worse

Better, being the preferred option

Knowing the alternative most likely

Will prevail

Still

Your operative pheromones

Compel me to adjust my listening levels

Sufficiently to bridge your canyon of creativity

Providing access to your geomorphic attributes

A spelunking spectacular in the midst of your alpines

A steamy jungle visit where bushes tremble

Coconuts swirl in unison

With your perfectly sculpted dunes

That ebb and flow with the unnatural tides

Of your body’s motion in absolute

Synchrony with my……..

 

Er..ah…what’s that your saying?

Seat’s taken?

Oh, Sorry.

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2012 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 

 




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Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 1/28/2012
Very clever and cute *Patrick*
in such a virtual way!!!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 1/25/2012
Giggle....cute!

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/25/2012
Every Saturday night at the meat market

Silly Me! I really thought this was gonna be about your hot pursuit of the freshest ingredients for your mighty fine stuffed cabbage rolls!
Reviewed by Roger Wayne Eberle 1/24/2012
fop, uh... or faux pas? maybe a little of both... funny, though, gotta admit... masterful irony...
Reviewed by jude forese 1/24/2012
lucky your weren't trying to sit in the pew ... cool innuendo ...
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/24/2012
Thanks for the smiles, Patrick. Very well done! Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Richard King 1/24/2012
It all made perfect sense,,, for a minute or two. Think I need some of what he's been smokin.... Maybe she does too.

Funny stuff Patrick. Dick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/24/2012
Now that WAS funny, loved that ending...I'd a'thought you would have gotten decked long before the ending...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeey
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 1/24/2012
Now that's funny! I wasn't very good at that game because it seemed so phony and I wasn't very good at phoniness.

Ron
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 1/24/2012
Gotta love it . . . Drat and doubledrat, what an ending.
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 1/24/2012
Patrick ~ Perfect and a little giggle at the Er..ah
Well done my friend ~Lady Mary Ann~
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 1/24/2012
Wow, you really had me going there, Patrick!!!! Nothing like being interrupted in the middle of a naughty fantasy, is there???

Chip Bergeron
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