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  No Dumping
by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, February 20, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Such a versatile word, “dump.” You can live in a dump, you can take dump, you can drive a dump truck, you can dump your woes on a friend, even dispose of trash in one.

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Don’t dump on me

Your misery

Nor flatulent droppings


Your woeful dwelling

With aroma quite telling

Tis’ not a real dump

I feel

Your strange décor

Reminds me more

Of diving dumpster

Instead of scuba

While your attitude

Became decidedly rude

When that floozy dumped you

In Aruba

I wish you luck

With that old dump truck

A chick magnet it will never be

But it earns you some cash

Just for hauling the trash

To the dump for

Dumpy people like me








Copyright 2012 Patrick Granfors



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Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 2/23/2012
Quite noteworthy
your collection!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Richard King 2/21/2012
I don't think you're "dumpy" at all. But then again, nobody ever accused me of being overly bright.
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 2/21/2012
Don't be down in the dumps! hmmmm! quite good Patrick
Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 2/21/2012
And then there's Humpty "Dump"ty...giggle...light and funny...thanks for sharing!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/21/2012
I think we're all being dumped on today by our so called 'leaders.'
Reviewed by JMS Bell 2/21/2012
Reviewed by jude forese 2/20/2012
i'm certainly not going to dump on this poem it works through and through ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/20/2012
A dumpy poem from an even dumpier cuzin'...;-)e
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 2/20/2012
Yikes, I see seagulls everywhere, shitting all over, is it just me, or are you, seeing that too? Bless ya!
Reviewed by Paul Berube 2/20/2012
Interesting write, Patrick. ;-)
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 2/20/2012
I'll be a dumpty-dump-dump, you've writ a dump-dump-dumpty downtown dump of a poem.

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