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  No Dumping
by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, February 20, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Such a versatile word, “dump.” You can live in a dump, you can take dump, you can drive a dump truck, you can dump your woes on a friend, even dispose of trash in one.

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Don’t dump on me

Your misery

Nor flatulent droppings

Reveal

Your woeful dwelling

With aroma quite telling

Tis’ not a real dump

I feel

Your strange décor

Reminds me more

Of diving dumpster

Instead of scuba

While your attitude

Became decidedly rude

When that floozy dumped you

In Aruba

I wish you luck

With that old dump truck

A chick magnet it will never be

But it earns you some cash

Just for hauling the trash

To the dump for

Dumpy people like me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2012 Patrick Granfors

 

 




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Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Quite noteworthy
*Patrick*
your collection!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Richard King
I don't think you're "dumpy" at all. But then again, nobody ever accused me of being overly bright.
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Don't be down in the dumps! hmmmm! quite good Patrick
Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
And then there's Humpty "Dump"ty...giggle...light and funny...thanks for sharing!

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I think we're all being dumped on today by our so called 'leaders.'
Reviewed by JMS Bell
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE,'...I'M JUST SAYING...' WORKS. WELL DONE AND THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by jude forese
i'm certainly not going to dump on this poem it works through and through ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
A dumpy poem from an even dumpier cuzin'...;-)e
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Yikes, I see seagulls everywhere, shitting all over, is it just me, or are you, seeing that too? Bless ya!
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Interesting write, Patrick. ;-)
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
I'll be a dumpty-dump-dump, you've writ a dump-dump-dumpty downtown dump of a poem.
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