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...TAKE...
by Ed Matlack
Friday, March 02, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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By the way, to Mr. Ed...TAKE A PILL...


…a pill to get high

…a pill to make go away a sigh

…a pill to make you happy

…a pill to make you fly…

 

…a pill to take away pain

…a pill to feel good in the rain

…a pill to enjoy life

…a pill to put up with the wife…

 

…a pill to make you speed

…a pill to wake you when u need

…a pill to take away the blues

…a pill for the sake of taking a pill…

 

…there is no pill for love yet

…but don’t worry over it and fret

…it will come someday and then we will let,

…all our feelings & emotions come out like a jet…

 

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Reviewed by Tom Hyland 3/3/2012
DEAR KNAVE 'WUSS-A-LOT ...

GUESS UP THAR IN THE BACKWOODS BARRENS -
EWE AIN'T NEVER HEARED OF ... VIAGRA, HUH?

PUT 'LOVE POTION NO.9' ... ON THE 'BACK BURNER' !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/2/2012
Sometimes you are such a pill. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 3/2/2012
I have my assorted pill cocktails too, buddy.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/2/2012
Ho, Ho, Ho! Did dear old Ma chew you out again for attacking Good Old Greenie? She really loved riding to church in him.

PS: She wants you to send her all the money you've received so far for the new Pee Wee Pet Mobile!!



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