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The Gauntlets been laid...
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, March 10, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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He did lay down the gauntlet,

He did make up the challenge,

I’m up for a poetic fight,

Hope he is ready to take on,

This fighting ‘Ed’ brother,

Because he is right with regards brother Pee wee,

He ain’t got nothin’ hangin’

All he is good for is of the gong bangin’…

 

For if he truly knew Jurseeeeey,

He would pack his bags & run for the hills,

Or as much a coward he is, he likely would take some pills,

Ending it all so the rest of us could get to see his will…

 

So for the near future,

This poem will have to be a suture,

I will be back off & on to, through words,

Beat old cuz Cur down to the ground,

Where he can be left, allowing him to be eaten by the Merlyn birds…J

 


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Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/10/2012
Brother Jurseeeeeey, it's time to stop this name calling and fussing! It's getting out of hand,and Ma is getting sick over it. I'm hoping you remember I'm your sister ,and we always were close and would listen to each other, so please don't let this get nasty! How about some fun, instead;-)

love,
tiger lily
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/10/2012
Gauntlets? We don't need no freakin' gauntlets! All we need is one, and it's lying there right on the ground! So throw that gauntlet down. And keep them gauntlets to yourselves.

Ron
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 3/10/2012
DEAR CUZ 'WUSS' ...

1. GAUNTLETS DON'T GET 'LAID' ... 'THEY GET THROWN DOWN'!
2. PEOPLE GET LAID! LEASTWAYS 'NORMAL' ONES! NOT 'EUNUCHS'!
3. THE 'MERLYN' BIRDS ARE CALLED 'O-RIOLES' ... DUH?
4. THINK YEW LIED ABOT PEEWEE 'GONG-BANGIN' ... 'MEAN TALL WOMAN'
MIGHT TAKE OFFENSE WITH THAT REMARK!
5. THERE HAVE BEEN NO 'COWARDS' IN THE HYLAND CLAN ... EVER!
MY VITAMIN PILLS & OMEGA 3 FISH OIL PILLS WON'T HURT ME NONE!
6. MY 'WILL' ... RELAX, YER'RE IN IT! EWE GET ALL MY: SUPPOSITORIES, IMMODIUM,
EX-LAX, PEPTO-BISMOL, MOUTHWASH, TOOTHBRUSHES, BAND-AIDS, OLD
SPICE DEODORANT ( DO THE WORLD A FAVOR - AND USE IT! ) ... N' MORE!

N' AS WE USED TO SAY, WHEN WE WERE MERE 'YOUNG-UNS' ...
"YEW CAN BEAT ME - BUT EWE CAN'T EAT ME!"

'PARRY N' THRUST' ... AS WILD AS YE MAY ...
THIS HONORABLE KNIGHT YE SHALL NOT SLAY!

CUZ CUR THE ONE-ETH ... MEANS THERE AIN'T NO MORE!

Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke 3/10/2012
Hey - This is fighting talk. lol

Ferocious mouse huh?
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 3/10/2012
I'm thinking it's Jurseeeeey that needs to get laid. Probably would have better luck with that than messing with a knight. Besides I didn't know you were left handed. cuz p
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/10/2012
For Shame! And right after he so valiantly drove all the way to your place, came to your immediate rescue, and saved you from that ferocious little mouse lurking under your motor home!

PS: Ma says you just give him some gas money and things will get back to normal.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 3/10/2012
Kicking aas and taking names, eh, Ed? Gotta love it.
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