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Solar Affair
by Ronald W. Hull

Saturday, March 10, 2012
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Aurora borealis from the International Space Station

Anything scientific is purely coincidental...


 


Solar Affair


It was a solar affair with a lot of flair,
when she erupted with a lot of hot air.

I was amused, but not bemused,
by the Sun spots that came before.

It could have been stellar, to propel her,
into an outer space of her own.

But it was more girth, more down to earth,
like a dog salivating for my bone.

The weather she's changing, like rearranging,
the face of her countenance from her birth.

Her cells on the blink, and I think,
she has disrupted my entire earth.

So I'll go on sexting, to nobody listening,
as she flares her libido to mirth.

Maybe someday, she'll come out to play,
and my clouds will be dispersed.

Until that day comes, I'll toast my buns,
on the nude beach of her parched earth.

Copyright 2012 © Ronald W. Hull

3/8/12

 

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/31/2012
Toasted buns on the beach - yum!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 4/27/2012
ah do I detect a man whose heart was deceived hoping one day this flair would see their own deceitful ways and perhaps hope she finds a true soul who admires her beauty? Beyond that which is only superficial?

Love write Ronald

Love and Light
Reviewed by Diana Legun 3/27/2012
Playful, fun piece.
Reviewed by * Starman * * 3/18/2012
The Virgo super-cluster of galaxies into which we were born barely registered a whimper. The cosmic scale is truly logarithmic. Our arithemetic does not add up in that scheme of things, where our sun's eruption had little more to do anything, than a cycle of peaks and valleys whose statistical probability had probably come. Coincidental indeed. I am a backyard astronomer too. Loved it, Ron!



Starman
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/17/2012
Cleverly concocted and most apt and timely as well; thank you for sharing your wit, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 3/16/2012
I love your sense of humor Ron, much enjoyed the poem.
Reviewed by william aher 3/13/2012
i don't usually comment. it's all too suport for support sake.
"Her cells on the blink, and I think,
she has disrupted my entire earth."
you touch close to the soul of Art...made a poet smile. no offence ment. the mad poet, jude
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 3/12/2012
Ah, the inventiveness of this clever poem!
Blessings,
Christine
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 3/12/2012
Not only a tricky combination of thought-provoking ideas with wit and humour, but a good, tight metre and rhyme, too. Your toasted buns emit a good energy here! :)) xx
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 3/12/2012
hahaha! We sure don't have any control over it...so might as well live our lives the best way we can...thanks for the chuckles, Ronald...

Anna
Reviewed by pat medlin 3/11/2012
glad i didn't try to incorporatae'aurora borawhativaris' into a write...HAH! enjoyed this whimsical trip of yours tho,,,,pat
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 3/11/2012
Ron ~ Don't forget the sun screen !! delightful and fun
Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 3/11/2012
RON ... WELL SAID!

AURORA ... THE GODDESS OF DAWN ... SO APTLY NAMED!

BUT ... I DON'T THINK THE 'PARCHED EARTH' IS HER FAULT!

'MAN' N' HIS 'INFERNAL MACHINES' ... THEY ARE THE CAUSE!

PEACE ... TOM...
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/11/2012
Love your take on this :-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/11/2012
Happy Toasted Buns!
Reviewed by jude forese 3/10/2012
an affair with a lot of flair ... worth the ride to the beach ......
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/10/2012
You on a nude beach? Now that is a thought of nightmarish proportions...e
Reviewed by Amor Sabor 3/10/2012
Very clever write
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/10/2012
Fantastic poem, Ron! You are so witty;-)! I Usually keep up with all that Nasa's involved in,and get their pics.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 3/10/2012
Ron,
A stellar read
Budd
Reviewed by Clarence Prince 3/10/2012
A nice job, Roland!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/10/2012
Great poem, and I love the picture! Well done!
Reviewed by T Jett 3/10/2012
Wonderful poem ... an enjoyable read :)
Reviewed by Odin Roark 3/10/2012
A mirthful spin on an otherwise conundrum of science few of us truly understand,but... pictures tell more than a thousand words sometimes, especially when they originate with NASA. Fun read.
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