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///one hit\\\
by Ed Matlack

Monday, March 26, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Is all it takes,

Hey no fakes,

A nice buzz I got,

Only one hit & I’m headin’ for my cot…

 

No matter how long I may have smoked,

I still get a buzz after only one toke,

Never got that using coke…

 

So sit with me,

High, wild, naked & free,

Don’t want to go back to bed,

OMG, I got up and thought to explode was my head…J

 

 


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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/7/2012
Bravo!

Jane
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke 3/27/2012
Lol. There's nothing like being naked and free - not too many people want to share it though. Can't think why... :o)
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 3/26/2012
NO THANK YEW ... DUDE ...

EWE NAKED IS A REAL 'BARFER' ...
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/26/2012
hahaha I can picture you sitting there trying to smoke it all to the last puff hogging it all for yourself while everyone waits for a share;-)my bro the hog!;-)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/26/2012
I'll pass on "sitting with you naked," Ed; but I hope you enjoy the moment/s. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 3/26/2012
Oh well, what you must do you must do.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 3/26/2012
You are going dutch again I see, the toke in the picture is big enough for two, don't you think, I hope you got ready food in the fridge, bless ya!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 3/26/2012
You sure like to write about your buzz a lot Ed and I don't want to sit with you naked.
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