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  Ornery Lazy
by Patrick A Granfors
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Sometimes I am…….

Ornery lazy yessiree 

An apt description today of me

Been this way about two weeks

Chair is married to my cheeks


Gravity’s won this tug of war

My feet reclining off the floor

Remote control is very near

If only it could fetch my beer


Random words that make no sense

My only offer in defense

For no reviews or even reads

Ignoring all my muses pleads


There’ll come a point where I’ll get bored

And turn my pen back into sword

And slay the dragons once again

Returning victorious to the Den





Copyright 2012 Patrick Granfors



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Reviewed by John Coppolella
Boy don't I know it. Still some special sporting soul will come by and visit anyway, even without an incident being reported on the news first.

Chill and relax. You've earned it.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
You can always fake it;-) You're too good a writer too stay away,and you are missed! Fingers can move no matter what your position;-)

Reviewed by pat medlin
ahhh...a 'patrick' write...just gets my head right...real life w/ my knd of humor...well not don't ride turtles to town or talk to fleas going to the beach for an early tan...see! i need you here to get my head right
Reviewed by Tom Hyland




Reviewed by Budd Nelson
wonderful humor and with this you have already come back sword in hand.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
We all go through phases of this varying degrees...however I know you'll be back "right as rain" real the meantime....what in the hell is there to watch on tv???? giggle....I gave up cable 2 years ago because it felt like I was paying to bring garbage in....giggle

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I fear you've come down with 'Jersey Devil Itis.' Some members of the old Ed Family Clan fall victim to this every so often. Of course, dear old Ma Ed named this malady after you know who in Jersey who has had it for many years.

Thankfully, I manage to fight it off with pet rescues, treks to the woods, and a constantly nagging wife!
Reviewed by Richard King
Touché!!!! I believe that "point" has come and I like your sword just fine.

Your Den awaits. Dick
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Lazy is good for a while!!! *Patrick* but
don't let your talent go un..noticed too long!!!!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
It could be your still recovering from your
St. Patrick's Day birthday party !
Watch that control. It will be under
your ... cushion ! Cute poem.
Lady Mary Ann
I think it's catching Patrick, heavy ass, heavy pen, that's how it feels doesn't it, but then, who gives a shit, if it feels right at this moment, bless ya!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Such a sorry old fart,
Sitting where your ass does part,
Probably being served by your better half,
Better be careful as she might hurt you with her own sword & staff...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeey
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Oh you scamp, leaving us in the lurch! :)
Your imagery is just perfect this evening, thank you!
Reviewed by Paul Berube
lol Well put, Patrick. Great writing.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Like they say, use it or lose it, Patrick. Haha Don't get too used to that chair and remote, a little walk around the block will help get that old blood to pumping ideas into your brain.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
I know how you feel. I had knee surgery 0n 2/14 and that gave me an excuse to lay or sit on my ass for three weeks. Kind of a rough excuse for laying or sitting on my ass, but it had to be done. As always, my desert dwelling friend, very clever poem.
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