AuthorsDen.com   Join (free) | Login  

   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Charles Neff, iDrew Carpenter, iZannah Hackett, iLily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley, iKaren Lowry, ijd young, iJoanna Leone, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,395 Titles
· 40,862 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with a friend
· Add to Favorites
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Bookmarks
Add this page to
your Bookmarks List
 
Ed Matlack, click here to update
your web pages on AuthorsDen.com.


   - eBooks
   - Marketplace
   - FaceBook




Popular
Poetry
(Humor)
  1. If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2. My A.L.F. & me...
  3. Knowing Jack
  4. The Land of Sandra Dee -- Anonymous author
  5. Ode to Politicians
  6. Snorting the LIne...
  7. I Want a Donut
  8. Budweiser’s Revenge
  9. le lieu
  10. Female VS Male poems...
  11. Charisma
  12. Petunia
  13. Stuffed Like the Proverbial Turkey…
  14. GREEN BOLOGNA
  15. Confusion say: Man who scratch ass should

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  They were the best of times...
•  Never will I ever be far from home...
•  My A.L.F. & me...
•  In lieu of flowers...
•  Patti...
•  The E Word...
•  Today was Busy...
•  Late night ramblings...
•  Are they ready...?
•  I wish mom & dad were still alive...
•  Early Birds...
•  Is it depression...
•  Damned Stomach...
•  Philly soft pretzels...
           >> View all 5,372
 

Jailed...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, April 05, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan


It may not be funny to others, but it is sure a hoot to me...

 

The jerk that brandished a stick,

Has now landed in all kinds of shit,

The state cops did arrest him for being a nit,

Oh yeah, and right by his door he had a baggie of pot,

Smart he certainly was not…

 

His family would not out of jail him bail,

He even called the lady across the street for help,

The one he went after with the stick,

Does it sound like this guy is so stupid he should swing from his tail,

I have to admit he is more so than I thought a prick…

 

So in jail he does sit,

I hope his cell mate will in him fit,

I have NO feeling of remorse for him, not even a little bit,

Though knowing him, he will get released & the whole problem he will recommit…

 


Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!




Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 4/18/2012
Yes! I think I know this person! He keeps doing the same thing expecting different results!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 4/12/2012
You should not insult monkeys. Cuz P
Reviewed by jude forese 4/5/2012
just keep a bat next to your bed ...
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 4/5/2012
He'll get payback time given to him, so nasty was he.
Reviewed by Linda Hill 4/5/2012
Ed,
Sounds like he needs a really big, mean, ready to kill cellmate.

Blessings,
+Linda
Reviewed by Ruan Burke 4/5/2012
Sounds like a total loser to me. People like that never learn.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 4/5/2012
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Bookmark this page to your Favorites
Featured Authors
| New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.