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by Ed Matlack

Thursday, April 05, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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It may not be funny to others, but it is sure a hoot to me...


The jerk that brandished a stick,

Has now landed in all kinds of shit,

The state cops did arrest him for being a nit,

Oh yeah, and right by his door he had a baggie of pot,

Smart he certainly was not…


His family would not out of jail him bail,

He even called the lady across the street for help,

The one he went after with the stick,

Does it sound like this guy is so stupid he should swing from his tail,

I have to admit he is more so than I thought a prick…


So in jail he does sit,

I hope his cell mate will in him fit,

I have NO feeling of remorse for him, not even a little bit,

Though knowing him, he will get released & the whole problem he will recommit…


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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 4/18/2012
Yes! I think I know this person! He keeps doing the same thing expecting different results!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 4/12/2012
You should not insult monkeys. Cuz P
Reviewed by jude forese 4/5/2012
just keep a bat next to your bed ...
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 4/5/2012
He'll get payback time given to him, so nasty was he.
Reviewed by Linda Hill 4/5/2012
Sounds like he needs a really big, mean, ready to kill cellmate.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke 4/5/2012
Sounds like a total loser to me. People like that never learn.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 4/5/2012

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