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  Spring Chicken
by Patrick A Granfors
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Fair warning gentlemen.

“I know you’re no spring chicken,”

The rooster rudely crowed

“Your little comb flaps when you walk

Because you’re pigeon toed”


“Your breasts they are a-saggin’

And your feather’s turnin’ gray

But still I gotta service you

So that them eggs you’ll lay”


With that he did his barnyard mount

But the chicken held on tight

She had him where it counted

And hung on with all her might


Soon his eyes began to spin

As he flapped his wings in vain

He begged her to release him

Then he passed out from the pain


The scene caused such commotion

The farmer came to check their coop

He caught his rooster fast asleep

So he turned him into soup


The moral of this story

If you choose to mock your mate

You’ll end up in hot water

And she’ll have your estate






Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors



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Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Oh, honestly, That's what he gets for dragging ageism into it!
Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks
Made me laugh. Thanks for the good cheer this morning.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh this was such fun! Thanks for the great big smile this morning! ~Elizabeth
Reviewed by Paul Berube
;-) lol well done
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nuff' said!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Whimsy tale Patrick. Fun to read and laugh !!!!
Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Is your wife out of town again??!!
Reviewed by pat medlin
oh patrick...wonder where you'll roost tonight
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Whimsal delight until dinnertime
*Patrick* as you set the table!!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
I buy everything but the chicken breasts. Ever see a little chick suckling? Only the human female variety.

Reviewed by jude forese
hopefully, she'll refrain from cutting off your cock-a-doodle-doo ...
Reviewed by Richard King
Just what we all need, some barnyard hussy killing the mood, then some dastardly old farmer turning us into food.... But what a way to go out.

Still laughing, Dick

Another old one….. Why don’t chickens pee????? Because they eat with their pecker
Reviewed by Tom Hyland



Roses are red, violets are blue, and the hen she cries, a cock a cock will do. Bless ya!
Reviewed by Debby & Gordon Rosenberg
Reviewed by John Coppolella
The grand finale, at the last he learned not to deny her, when the cock crew thrice!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Yuk.Yuk. . . . er . . . Cluck.Cluck.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Uh, is this called "Chicky Porno"?
Cute... cute ... cute
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Personal experience, Pat...?
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