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by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, April 16, 2012
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President Obama mentioned the word probity recently describing a little problem at the Secret Service. I think both he and the media are overreacting to the Secret Service Columbian hooker scandal. Their job is to protect his hide and he was no where near the country at the time. I mean really. Didn’t they ever watch “The Wild Wild West” staring Robert Conrad? Secret Service agent James West was the biggest womanizer of his era but did President Grant complain? Heck no! He handed out cigars! Sort of reminds me of somebody else too.

Dear Mr. President

Take a lesson from James T West

Sometimes doing surveillance

Requires looking under someone’s vest


We deal with shady characters

Each and every day

We need to scan the hotel rooms

Where you plan to stay


What better vantage point is there

Than from a king sized bed

To find the bugs and cameras

That would be recording what you said


Remember speaking to the Russian

When you forgot to turn yours off

Now you look like an idiot

And at your credibility we scoff


You now ask us for probity

And that’s just what we’ve done

Each of us has used our probes

And no one found a gun


Sleep well tonight Mr. President

We are here to serve

We’re sorry all the do-gooders

Have thrown you such a curve






Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors





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Reviewed by Paul Berube
Nicely said, Patrick.
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Reviewed by Richard King
As always, there is Patrick,,,,, frolicking in the aftermath, stirring the pot and adding a little humor.

Ya tickled my fancy. Dick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Gotta have some fun when you can get it...and why not use government money to pay for it...e
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You didn't hear this from me, but here's the real scoop: Both 'Entertainment Per Diem' and 'Government Conference' Money has been drastically reduced by our sage Congressmen - they were having some difficulty in coming up with enough money for another oil industry subsidy, and it's always the low level government employees who suffer the most in these cutbacks.

Those poor guys just didn't have enough cash to pay those girls, and I always have to laugh when our outraged Congressmen (the biggest wasters of all time of our tax-payer money) drag some government bureaucrat into Washington to chew him out for wasting 'their' money.
Reviewed by neerja gandhi
thoughtful...but enjoyable... best wishes...neerja
"Each of us has used our probes", what the hell else are they for, hm, this created a real stink didn't it, and you're not helping Patrick, are's sort of your second nature, or are you practicing for the reincarnation. Bless ya!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
I hate Hussein, but I also hate the fact that the Secret Service was shacked up with a bunch of whores, and James West be damned. It was a television show.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
"Probity?" Well if Obama said it it must be true. So, what's the big deal if twelve of the nation's best wanted to get laid? As far as Obama looking like an idiot... you said it!
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