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He fell did Tell in the fountain
Down town
Bailiff Gessler he did frown
and locked him up in jail

“Stop being the clown
Hey Tell do tell Tell
You handy with an arrow?”

“I never make mess as
I never ever miss”

Gessler put an apple
Upon his wife’s head
Tied her to a tree

“A good shot and
I’ll set you free”

Tell took an arrow from his quiver
The wife was scared
The wife did shiver
Tell took aim
Gessler sneezed

“Shame
Bad aim
You’ve shot her in the liver
Try another one
Here’s my charming son”

Tell took aim
Gessler sneezed
“What a shame
Its hit his brain”

Gessler had Tell
Thrown In a boat
Crossed the moat
At Kussnacts castle
Manacled in the dungeon

Gessler came with bread and water
Shot Gessler in the head
And ran off with his daughter

Off to England they did go
To marry her
As the bump began to show

Robin Hood (was riding through the glen)

“How do you do
My name is Tell
I need an aim that’s true
So I came to visit you”
He told him of his plight
After the initial Little John fight

Robin gave Tell a telling glare
"How can I tell Tell
That you’re really Tell tell"

“Proof?”
“Proof!”

“My passport portrait
Picture from my pocket
Passport pass”

“Nice pocket passport portrait picture
Mines not as perfect”
Robin taught Tell how to aim
The way a hero ought"

Tell put an apple on a lads head
The aim was true
The lad dropped dead

“Friar Tuck, what
Jolly good luck
I need you to marry me”

“I can see you’ve had a…”
They were married beneath
The tree as his wife gave birth
So merry!

Merry men made merriment
Maid made merry with mead and wine

Subsequent too Robins solution
Tell went home and won the
Swiss revolution