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Cute Piggys
by pat medlin
Sunday, April 22, 2012
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I once knew a handsome horsefly
who was pursued by a pig named Gail...
he left pretty pony Sue
to flit around on cute piggy's tail.

Now I know the sound of a giant pine
when it crashes to a stump...
and it's not as loud as ole piggy's wail
when Sue chomped a piece from her rump.

The lesson cute piggy learned
was to stay out of someone elses stable
or she'd soon be a tasty pot roast
laid out on the whole stable's table. 







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Reviewed by Sandy Hoynacki (Reader) 8/11/2012
Ahhhhhh, you are wonderfully gifted with smiles for those of us that need it...Wait, we all do.....You, dear Pat, are a blessing woven with humor......

Thank you,


Reviewed by Amor Sabor 4/28/2012
How cute is that, Pat! I think I would have learned that lesson long long ago.
Reviewed by D. Vegas 4/28/2012
Pat, How very whimsical and adoring!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/24/2012
She's pot roast anyway… cute!

Reviewed by John Flanagan 4/24/2012
that touch again, Pat;
a delight

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 4/23/2012
Cute and whimisical curly q tale! Laughing :)
Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 4/23/2012
:) :) :) :)
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather 4/22/2012
very good! i'm laughing!
Reviewed by Miss Wisdom (Reader) 4/22/2012
weee weee woe, all the way home!
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 4/22/2012
Hahahaha!!! Hilariously adorable, Pat!!!

Reviewed by Diana Legun (Reader) 4/22/2012
All that kerfluffal stirred up by a weensy horsefly. Gleeful scene here and like the tossing of a hot potato. "Sue chomped a piece from her rump." This is written to allow the reader access to the vision of this sequence happening. To bring such an ordinary (sans the pierce of the pig squeal) event into such animation takes an energized hand. Neat read, Pat. ~~ Diana
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 4/22/2012
I must be going nutso, Pat, but haven't you posted this before? Recently?

Anyway, the handsome horsefly (I hate horseflies), but I guess he was instrumental in cluing in Piggy Gail on the proper etiquette concerning who to run around with.
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