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by Ed Matlack
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...its the cats fault...


Besides, the idea wasn't mine,

Personally, in life I was going along fine,

Then along came this cat,

And all hell broke loose & that is that...

 

The cat told me we were just going to wrestle,

She would be the ground & I the trestle,

Underneath she did of me get,

Then she said we were all set...

 

Then some ignorant human a picture took,

Far from what I thought the pic did look,

It seemed to catch us in mid-debauch,

I swear it was the cats idea,

She said she learned it in a book...

 

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Reviewed by CHERYL WARNER
NICE
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Funny. My friend in Missouri has a dog the likes the cat in that very special way. cat doesn't seem to mind either. Never would have believed it if I hadn't seen it. cuz p
Reviewed by Paul Berube
lol Great work, Ed.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahahah! Adorable pic and write!


Anna
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
This one almost ripped my pants! It's a keeper.

Ron
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
My cat likes the dog next door.!! She's always happy when it visitsw her. She was a stray so guess she tangled with dogs in her past.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Ed,
I had two who played like that and they were great to watch.
Budd
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
You didn't did you?
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke
I have to say, when you get a cat and a dog that will play together, the result can be hilarious. I have just such a pair and they have me in fits of laughter.
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
lol...kitty mischief
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
YOU 'DIRTY-BIRD'! THEY WERE JUST 'PLAYING HOUSE' !!!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
How funny!!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Hah!!!
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