Besides, the idea wasn't mine,
Personally, in life I was going along fine,
Then along came this cat,
And all hell broke loose & that is that...
The cat told me we were just going to wrestle,
She would be the ground & I the trestle,
Underneath she did of me get,
Then she said we were all set...
Then some ignorant human a picture took,
Far from what I thought the pic did look,
It seemed to catch us in mid-debauch,
I swear it was the cats idea,
She said she learned it in a book...