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How dry my eyes...
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'm bitching,

Maybe I could try stitching,

Them shut, f***ing allergies,

Driving me to my knees,

I miss the winter already,

The cold might make me feel unsteady,

But better than my allergy medicine,

Making me feel quite altogether heady...



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/4/2012
You could soak your head but try not get your joint wet they're a bitch to re-light. cuz p
Reviewed by Paul Berube 4/30/2012
Hang in there, my friend. And try what Jude said. Works great for me.
Reviewed by jude forese 4/30/2012
try fluticasone propionate spray ... works great ...
Reviewed by Andy Turner 4/30/2012
Indeed, at least the winter is allergy free.
The Hurricanes will sort it out :)
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 4/30/2012
I hear ya' Ed!!! Soon the hot weather will come and it won't be so bad....

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/30/2012
… And how Green was my Valley or… Have seen the glory. ;-)

I'm so sorry for your affliction. Can't say that I have it, because I got tested and found to be free of the usual suspects. Then why do I itch and react to perfume? Now that's a question!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/30/2012
I guess I'll have to tell old Cuz Cur that Wuss-A-Lot is back!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/29/2012
I used to have terrible allergies; for some reason, they have gradually become much less intense and I am so grateful. I empathize and wish you well, Ed. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Budd Nelson 4/29/2012
I sympathize but luckily have no alergies myself.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 4/29/2012
You have to move further north Ed, much further, let's say Iquluctuc, the have no allergies,absolutely Nunavut.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 4/29/2012
I'll join you, allergies are no fun, i've a nose that won't stop running either.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 4/29/2012
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 4/29/2012
Damn Ed, doesn't anything suit you?
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