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How dry my eyes...
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Itching,

I'm bitching,

Maybe I could try stitching,

Them shut, f***ing allergies,

Driving me to my knees,

I miss the winter already,

The cold might make me feel unsteady,

But better than my allergy medicine,

Making me feel quite altogether heady...

 

 

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
You could soak your head but try not get your joint wet they're a bitch to re-light. cuz p
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Hang in there, my friend. And try what Jude said. Works great for me.
Reviewed by jude forese
try fluticasone propionate spray ... works great ...
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Indeed, at least the winter is allergy free.
The Hurricanes will sort it out :)
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
I hear ya' Ed!!! Soon the hot weather will come and it won't be so bad....

Anna
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
… And how Green was my Valley or… Have seen the glory. ;-)

I'm so sorry for your affliction. Can't say that I have it, because I got tested and found to be free of the usual suspects. Then why do I itch and react to perfume? Now that's a question!

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I guess I'll have to tell old Cuz Cur that Wuss-A-Lot is back!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I used to have terrible allergies; for some reason, they have gradually become much less intense and I am so grateful. I empathize and wish you well, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Ed,
I sympathize but luckily have no alergies myself.
Budd
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
You have to move further north Ed, much further, let's say Iquluctuc, the have no allergies,absolutely Nunavut.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
I'll join you, allergies are no fun, i've a nose that won't stop running either.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Damn Ed, doesn't anything suit you?
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