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  AWFUL OFFAL ?
by Tom Hyland
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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HURRY, HURRY ... GRAB THE 'SMELLING SALTS'!






AWFUL OFFAL?


© - Tom Hyland - 5/6/12


LITTER, LITTER ...
EVERY POLITICIAN ...
IS A BULL-SHITTER!

SOME LIES BIG ...
SOME SMALL ...
LYING BASTARDS ALL!

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES ...
REMOVE YOUR SOCKS ...
WIGGLE YOUR TOES ...
IN LIFE'S 'LITTER BOX'!

UGH ! YOU SAY SO SMUGLY ...
AS YOU HOLD YOUR NOSE ...
LIFEíS LITTER BOX ...
DOTH SMELL - BUT NOT LIKE A ROSE!


© - TKH.





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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/21/2012
Nasty toes. cuz p
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 5/20/2012
Put on yourt cbbots and roll up your pant cuffs, it's getting deep, brother!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/8/2012
When we throw trash at politicians, we should walk a day in their tracks, and then wash our feet clean or pick our pinkies in Poughkeepsie (The French Connection). Do I smell a rat? Only the Rose knows.

Ron
Reviewed by Richard King 5/7/2012
You can throw out the turds, but the odor lingers long after they are gone and I fear we're in for a long lingering stink after this one.

Dick
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 5/6/2012
Oh, Thomas, my friend, I'm afraid that we ain't smelled nothing yet.
Mark
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/6/2012
So true about life & the writer of this poem, he also doth stinkith to high heaveneth...LOLeth...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Edth

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