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Hershey Squirts...
by Ed Matlack
Monday, May 28, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ain’t no fun,

Keeping me from getting out in the sun,

Making smart my posterior bum,

Like to forget all these to the throne room,



Had it on Saturday & then away it went,

Sunday I was fine, no over was I bent,

Came back again during the night,

Still I tried to drive to the shore,

Got halfway & my plumbing did leak,

From the insides out, boy do I ever reek…J


If this is too much information,

I apologize as I have tried to be discreet,

You can imagine my frustration,

Uh oh, here it comes again,

Back to the bathroom I must my feet beat…J


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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 6/3/2012
I hope you got that stink pickle fixed
and next time make sure you buy some TUCKS
they are good for the sore stink eye lol

Mr. Enema Is My Friend
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/31/2012
Far too much, info. Didn't dear old brother Edvard call you Hershey Squirts? And Cousin Patrick wants to know if he can send you some more Depends Undies. He wants to take over where dear old brother Edvard left off.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/30/2012
Depends. Don't leave home without them. cuz p
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 5/29/2012
Nothing stays private it seeems on here.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 5/29/2012
OUCH!!! Get better my friend.
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/29/2012
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/29/2012
Giggle....I do hope you're feeling better now, Ed! Those backdoor trots can be pretty "shitty".....had to!

Reviewed by Connie Faust 5/28/2012
You're a hoot, Ed! Would you believe I chose to read this poem out of the many appealing titles listed?
Yep, I just had to find out what Hershey Squirts meant...tsk, tsk, tsk.
I hope you are drying up and feeling better soon.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/28/2012
It all comes out O.K. in the end! LOL !!!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Budd Nelson 5/28/2012
very funny at your own expense.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 5/28/2012
what a yuky write
but it was funny
hope it didn't spoil
your Bar B Q
talk abour brown gravy sauce.....
Peace brother

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 5/28/2012
LOL you have a marvelous way of putting a smile across many, in particular if some are a wee bit down.

Thank you so much

Well done as always

Love and Light
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke 5/28/2012
Ooh! Poor Ed. - Too much info though. lol
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