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I cannot tell a lie about John Michael Domino...
by Ed Matlack
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Sorry John, after reading your message poem to the Den, I just couldn't resist...

His living quarters are at the local zoo,

His job is to clean the animal’s loo,

Feel badly he cannot do,

He helps the rest of us from feeling blue,

John Michael Domino, I am sorry I just had to tell everything about you…J


He did recently say,

We should write about each other,

And I really hate to be a mother,

But this poem is the only way,

I know how to write about another…J


I enjoy to do so in humor,

Even if what I say herein might be rumor,

Again I have to apologize to you John,

And I hope that this humor does not give you somewhere a tumor…J


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Reviewed by Mark Huntsman (Reader)
HA! now I see where Lily got her idea! :) This is good, good thing people are friends here!

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
You are something you are Ed Matlack!

It is a good thing John has a sense of humor

Of course I am laughing and can see his

own inner chuckle and shaking his head

Funny as always Ed!

Love and Light


ehhhh am I next? lol
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
giggle....I'll bet John is laughing too..

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
This is a hoot!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Ed, you are so bad! LOL (I DO mean that in a GOOD way!! Honest!!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Paul Berube
hmmmmmmm...Interesting, to say the least.
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Ed, keep this up and you might have to join John, but on the other side of the bars (cage bars, that is, not the other kind)
I love good, clean humor! And CLEAN this is!

Reviewed by John Domino
Whatever??? God Bless you too my Den friend???
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Aw, apologizing to the guy after you gave him the shaft? Nah, stand your ground.
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