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The Manatee's Grass
by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Sunday, July 08, 2012
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Inspired responce to Steven Curtis Lance's poem, "Because He Was a Manatee".


This is a little something for Steven Curtis Lance to make him think twice before he smokes another mantee's grass! Shame on you Steven Curtis Lance, Poe's 8th C.. (LOL)

A manatee once came to me
Within a dream one night

She cried the blues for she did lose
Her stash this was her plight

She said a man who had a plan
Spoke poetry one day
...
With every word she swooned and heard
Of dugong's seaward play

She was perplexed for what come next
The poet had her stash

Just smiled did she for she loved he
Who told of dugong's cache

Dream ending well manatee fell
For dugong's long dugong

They hide their grass from poet's ass
Laughing day's dugong long

Jane Noponen Perinacci

 

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/14/2012
I love the flow (rhyme and rhythm) as well as the humor of this piece, Jane. Well done! Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/13/2012
I love all of you guys out there! I'm so busy reading everyone's stuff................ give me a little time, please?
Reviewed by D. Vegas 7/13/2012
Jane, Excellent!

Deborah
Reviewed by Andy Turner 7/12/2012
LOLOLOL, Unique humour.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 7/10/2012
Jane,
Hillarious,
Budd
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/10/2012
Laughing all day long. How long did you say that bong?

Ron
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/9/2012
Wasn't me, I ain't got his stash...I have trouble enough keeping my own let alone stealing someone else's...e
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/9/2012
Hiliarious!
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/9/2012
Oh Jane, this is priceless! How well done in jest for this fellow and I love the picture! Obviously he is counted a wonderful friend :)

Loved this!

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by +Steven Curtis Lance 7/9/2012
Well, I never say anything in this box here, but, I just had to say thank you, and that I really appreciate you, Jane; thank you for being my friend in spite of what the Den-izens might have told you; thanks and love, stay cool (I know you will), and I'll see you on Facebook. <(")



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