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Endowed...
by Ed Matlack

Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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...4 short lines on being short...

No not me,

Me the size of a flea,

Barely able are you to see,

Usable only to pee…J

 

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Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/12/2012
Ha ha ha, eh ok! (laughing at Ronald Hull)
I do not think size matters unless the person
is shallow. If used well in matters of love
in a loving relationship, feelings alone
give the greater pleasure in life...

You are such a funny man Ed Matlack!

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/11/2012
A franker confession I never heard!

Ron
Reviewed by D. Vegas 7/11/2012
Ed, You are a character!

Deborah
Reviewed by Donna Chandler 7/11/2012
My mother always told me that big surprises sometimes come in small packages.

Donna
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/11/2012
Us wee ones can kick your ass any day :-))))
Reviewed by Richard King 7/11/2012
I had been hearing that you were planning to write a "TELL ALL" book, but I didn't realize it was going to be a "SHORT" story. Dick
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/11/2012
So much for a rich old widow buying you that boat now Ed...
fee
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/11/2012
This what happens when you get circumsized eh
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/10/2012
Word on the streets is you have to tuck it in your sock to keep it from draggin'!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 7/10/2012
Thought. LIL PEEWEE ... wuz yer BRO ?
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 7/10/2012
Ed,
for myself this was quite humorous. kep them coming.
Budd
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 7/10/2012
privacy Ed, Privacy... to many put everything on here......Be discreet!!!!
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/10/2012
noooooooooooo comment
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/10/2012
Nothing to be ashamed of, but nothing to . . . er. . . brag about either, Ed.



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