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by Ed Matlack

Thursday, July 12, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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another 4 line short...

No wind to speak of,


Nor is there even a slight breeze,


The only thing to blow the trees,


Is when I blow out a helluva sneeze…J


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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/13/2012
You are just too cool, Ed!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/13/2012
Good one, Ed.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/13/2012
Those poor, poor trees...
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 7/12/2012
simply mindblowing
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 7/12/2012
Bottom burps and hooter tooters... was it something you ate? :))))) xxx

... But yep... the very worst is when your nose suddenly starts to run like a river and you've no sleeve handy... that's why I grew my hair! :))
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/12/2012
I have allergies! and I have been sneezing my fool head off!
Allergies are nothing to sneeze at mind ya :)

Love and Light
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/12/2012
Then there is that other end that makes a great wind . . .
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 7/12/2012
Bless You!!
Reviewed by Andy Turner 7/12/2012
LOL . George. Nice one Ed.

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