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by Ed Matlack
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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           >> View all 5,680 this humor about a humorist or a joke about a jokester or both or neither...?

Been called a jokester,

What better way to go through life,

With a smile on me face,

And a laugh in my voice,

For me there doesn’t seem to be another choice…J


I like to make people laugh,

All the way for sure & certain,

In no way do I do anything assed half,

Though I do hide behind,

My, of laughter, curtain,

Bear with me, as it’s better than seeing,

My rather bulbous butt, yes behind…J


Keep smiling I do to a point,

You know damn well it’s because,

I do quite often partake of the proverbial joint,

I know that God may not, with any degree of certainty,

Of my head someday me anoint,

But I try to in this life have fun,

I mean really in true , is that not this life’s point…J



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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/16/2012
Amen! I'm going through with a smile too, Ed! Laughter will keep you young...and most entertaining! giggle

Reviewed by Rose Rideout 7/15/2012
You keep us coming back Ed. Thank you.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/15/2012
And I was expecting a poem for the dog you got this weekend!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/15/2012
Yes we are to enjoy life :-) I think your doing just fine :-)
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/15/2012
Why would you wanna go up there, when you have so much fun down here?
Keep it up, and God might wanna come down here to visit, smoke a joint with ya. Bless you!
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 7/15/2012
My dear Ed, it is your humor that keeps us all smiling!
Our Court Jester, and for heavens sake you have no worries
For my idea you will be sitting behind God slipping a Woopie
cushion under Him and then pointing to Him and saying, "Hey
it wasn't me! Look to Jerry Bolton he he he!

Keep writing my friend, you humor is priceless and we love it

Love and Light
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/15/2012
In no way do I do anything assed half

You're absolutely right there; old Cousin Cur showed us your full ass pictures squatting on the beach!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/15/2012
Reviewed by jude forese 7/14/2012
he'll anoint you with a joint ...
Reviewed by Ruan Mills Burke 7/14/2012
There is no point to life if it is not fun.
Wish I had remembered that sooner.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 7/14/2012
That is life's point!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Sherry Heim 7/14/2012
I think that herbage was placed on this earth for its medicinal properties. With weed, it is a far safer way to maintain a good mood than Prozac or some other pharmacuitical substance. The only thing wrong with weed is that it is still illegal...which is so beyond stupid. Hopefully that will change soon.
Take care,
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/14/2012
Well done, Ed.
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 7/14/2012
You're a good person, you'
re goingto end up in Heaven,,,,,,no doubts there.

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