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Just fell down the steps…
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Oooh, that smarts,

I can understand the pain,

But why in the hell,

Am I getting all these farts…


I hate getting a buzz,

Then trying to walk,

Even into my bedroom,

Only several small feet away,

I have a hard enough time trying to talk…


But to the bedroom I did of it make,

Seem forever to get there did it take,

And regards falling down steps,

Where the hell did that come from,

There are NO inside steps in my camper,

Just making the joke,

So don’t get upset, though on your laugh I,

Won’t put a damper…J


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Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Oh, jeez, Ed! I love the picture!! Painful, yet playful, fun piece.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
You are crazy, my friend.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
What were you doing to make you feel like that? Be careful!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Must be one of them seven step programs in your mind. You were so high that you had to fall down the steps to get your feet flat on the floor again? When I say hi, you say how high?

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Were you kinda like --- sleepwalking?
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley
LOL you always make me laugh!

Your awesome

Love and Light
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Ed you always brighten my day with chuckles
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