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Blow Job...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, August 02, 2012
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Been away for a bit, hope this gets me UP to date...;-)


 

Home from work,

All sweaty & hot,

Needing a blow job,

I went right to my cot…

 

Stripped down naked,

And laid on my back,

Sweat dripping on the bed,

Oh yes I got what I needed, head…

 

On I did turn the air conditioner,

As well as the oscillating fan,

Then I felt the pure comfort,

Of that which I did need,

A cooling blow job from the A/C & the fan…J

 

 


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Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather 8/9/2012
HA!...hehehe
Reviewed by Clarence Prince 8/8/2012
In this, you are without a doubt a humorist, Ed! Why? You certainly know how to get us laughing!
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 8/3/2012
You are a wild man!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 8/3/2012
Of course the title drew me in...giggle....you're toooo funny, Ed! Hope it was good for you....giggle

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/3/2012
Ouch! How the hell do you reach that ceiling fan - on a ladder??!!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 8/2/2012
very funny ed. Great big smiles too!
susan
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 8/2/2012
only kind i would be getting lol
budd
Reviewed by D. Vaineo 8/2/2012
Only you could have written this, ED!

Deborah
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 8/2/2012
Ha ha ha ha ha, uhm... yes good thing for A.C. lol

Good one Ed

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Paul Berube 8/2/2012
Yep; the heat's most definitely getting to you, my friend. ;-)
Well done.
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