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The Importance Of Poodle Education
by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Sunday, August 12, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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*Poodles are Labradors with a college education. After a day of retrieving , a Labrador wants to curl up and snore in front of the fire. A poodle wants to be a fourth at bridge and tell naughty stories.
*-Anne Rogers Clark

The Importance Of Poodle Education
By La Belle Rouge

Oh yes, I have a mischievous little grin
for I’m as naughty as I can possibly be
and all those other poor boring bitches
can only aspire to be much more like me

I know so many stories, risqué in nature
I could tell a few over a game of bridge
They'd make Bichons giggle and blush
with some salacious smut...only a smidge

Graduated with honors from canine college
where I minored in having major merriment
We could laugh and play all night and all day
and in my exuberance still not make a dent

Life with me is never humdrum, always fun
You can’t best me at bridge or other game
You’ll only experience the agony of defeat
Your deficiency of education will be to blame

Music "Brown Eyed Girl"

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Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 8/15/2012
Me and my Poms really enjoyed
the humor of this poetry *La Belle*
breed for amusement likewise

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Darrell and Kathy Adams 8/15/2012
What a fun treat. My pug and I like this poem very much. Be well, Kathy
Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd 8/15/2012
A loved pet dog has a wonderful life. they are truly 'man's best friend'.
Reviewed by Asa Seeley 8/15/2012
i'm going to get me 'one' won't be a poodle(smile). thanks for share.... asa
Reviewed by T Jett (Reader) 8/14/2012
This is so adorable, Belle! Cute and sassy lol
Reviewed by Jon Willey 8/13/2012
Belle, this comes straight from a fertile, creative mind my dear friend - that it comes from you does not surprise - poetic gems stir from deep within your creativity - I wish you love and peace my dear friend - Jon Michael
Reviewed by John Flanagan 8/13/2012
good one, Belle,
smart, funny and adorable..and you, too!

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger 8/13/2012
Lady La Belle ~
Whimisical poem, delightful music to tap your foot and
smile at this image. Poodles are so cute !

Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/13/2012
Cute poem and pic, Belle; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 8/13/2012
A wonderful change of theme. The two poodles that I know of showed signs of extreme intelligence. One was as athletic as an Olympic star and the other was as bitchy as a starlet

Reviewed by D. Vaineo 8/13/2012
Belle, Very, very cute!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 8/12/2012
A delightful sharing, Belle. Thank you. Love and best wishes,

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 8/12/2012
I second that wholeheartedly Belle, never ever, and no comedian is more entertaining than a poodle, I swear to God mine knew also higher math, enough to know what priceless toy was more expensive, not to mention a talent to identify proper haute cuisine and french cooking from the most expensive alternatives ha, good thing she was not into cognac or expensive wines, hugs!
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 8/12/2012
poodles are cool but mutts rule, ha ha ha
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 8/12/2012
Hah! Zoe, my Yorkie/Schnauzer would give her a run for her money . . .
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