Marriage is the worst, what's the point, why should I do it.
Wake up to the same woman day in and day out... Screw it.
Give up my freedom to commit to someone for the rest of my life,
Why should I do that? Make this woman my wife.
She feeds me so good, maybe this isn't so bad,
The love we make for dessert is the best I've ever had.
So good! Too good! In the heat of the moment a swimmer got away from me,
Then almost nine months later, we were blessed with a baby.
I was so proud. Finally I'm a father. Where's my son, let me see,
That's when I saw, that the kid looks like her “cousin” Jerry.
Just when I thought I was wrong and began to think marriage could be good.
I witnessed her lie to me, and carry a baby from another mans wood.
So the next one that comes along will not have a chance.
To have more with me than a one night romance.