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The 8th Dwarf
by Dark Knight
Sunday, September 02, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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You've all heard of Snow White  and the 7 Dwarfs

 

 

well new evidence seems to point out that there

 

was an 8th dwarf named ....Sleazy

 

he had no use for Dopey and the rest

 

he said that " Snow White was a Babe and

 

she can clean my house anytime, if you know

 

what I

 

mean " he said with an evil grin

 

....that got him banished

 

to the other side of the forest

 

the dwarfs' were not related

 

not family-so it wasn't personal

 

Still Snow White's beauty 

 

wasn't hard to see

 

even to a lonely dwarf named...Sleazy

 

and tho he wished he were taller

 

to be the Prince of her Dreams

 

he knew she would never love

 

a dwarf such as he

 

that 8th Dwarf named

 

 

 

Sleazy.

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Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 9/2/2012
Cute. This could be a whole new story. Perhaps the wicked queen falls for sleezy. They deserve each other.
Peace love and light
Amber



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