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Jill & Jack Hack Attack
by Frank Koerner

Thursday, September 06, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The nature of computer software is fragility. Often, in attempting to fix a problem, other problems are caused that could destroy your system or other
systems.


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                      Then 

 Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
 


       Jill & Jack Hack Attack 

 

  

Jack and Jill enabled PCs to kill, 

Trying to fetch them some order.
Jack’s system went down; became the talk of the town, 

Then, Jill’s started stumbling, but dafter.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 9/8/2012
Cute Parody.

Ron
Reviewed by Keith Rowley 9/7/2012
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a crown
And it wasn't for fetching water!

Or how about:

Mary had a little lamb
With fleece as black as charcoal
And every time she stroked its back
Flames shot out its arse-hole




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