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Paddy Bostock

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  Cats (also a song)
by Paddy Bostock
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Iíve always lived with either cats or dogs and love them both!

I don’t agree that cats are clever,
I believe they’re all insane.
But I’d be sorry if I never
Saw another cat again.

Cats are regal, cats are sleek,
Cats have enigmatic eyes.
But I believe if they could speak
They would only tell us lies.

Cats are independent beings,
Who will do whate’er they please.
But I know one called Crown Prince Mishkin
Who’s thick as bricks and full of fleas.

Cats are wiser than most people,
They won’t come just when you call.
But I don’t know too many people
Who sit wild-eyed and stare at walls.

Cats are hedonistic creatures,
They know the meaning of luxury.
But one of their most salient features
Is crapping on the new settee.

Cats are smart-assed, cats are lazy,
Cats know only cupboard love.
Cats are sneaky, cats are crazy,
Cats believe there’s a Cat above.


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Reviewed by lois christensen 8/27/2014
Ok read, but I've a cat whom I love, she's crazy, but comes to me when she wants to sit on my lap. I just leave her alone to do her own thing. Sometimes she's a pest, but I can't do without her.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/11/2012
Delightful, Paddy! This is a fine tribute to cats and a most apt one. I have a posted a poem here at AD entitled "The Time of the Cats" which is along the same theme as yours here. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather 10/10/2012
Having known many cats I can confirm this poem is a gem!!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/10/2012
Is a Cats world that's for sure! Your poem fits them exactly, like catgut makes a perfect violin string. I'm not much for cats after a stray we picked up, pissed on the carpet by the door, and it stunk for years after. I'm also not much for cat hair and fleas.


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